The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift For the Wife?
Sure, you could give her something fancy but this is really the most thoughtful thing … the gift that says to her you are thinking of her … especially after you had that 3rd jalapeno chili cheeseburger at 10:46 PM …
Now, it’s probably too late to order one but maybe that store at the mall called AS SEEN ON TV still has some – remember it’s made with active carbon – just as diamonds you wear are just compressed carbon – so pretty much exactly the same thing! At least that’s what I’m going with …
Yes, it’s real. Don’t pass this opportunity to not pass, er wind …
So happy mother’s day to all the mom’s out there – maybe your days be filled with joy and air filtered by active carbons!
(at this point, it might be all you can hope for? 🙂 JUST KIDDING!)
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1 May 2010
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Waiting for the his and hers matching set!
TMI PD
“As seen on TV?” Odor absorbing? Keep the cats and dogs out of the bed! Take a bath! Don’t pass gas in bed!! Given the size of the bed, it must not work very well. Get one for your mother? Do you hate your mother??? Anniversary gift??? Yeah, your first and only one! A gift like this will lead to a quickie- divorce!
(MET: And a workout DVD, right? 🙂 ).
Just when I thought getting her her own CSotSS when they came out was good enough…
Funny stuff Met
I laughed so hard I farted….
hilarious stuff. hmmm, so you CAN buy love after all…
This is horrible.