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Mattel Disney Pixar Diecast CARS: Axel Versus Super Trooper

They are nothing alike (well, if you discount the black & white color, the Crown Vic thing, the light bar, and the green eyes …) …

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Ten ways Axel Accelerator is way better than Rescue Squad Trooper.

10) Lost hubcaps prove I’ve been in a chase situation requiring a hard about turn …

09) I would never fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick.

08) Mama Mia, Super Trouper has awful lyrics.

07) I’m Highway Patrol.

06) I’m a 2006 Crown Vic while you’re like a Crown Vic 2004.

05) I’m black. I’m white. It’s Tough For You To Get By.

04) I’m canon, really, I am.

03) Two releases on two singles cards – just try and top that …

02) Don’t Trooper’s just escort SEC head coaches off the field?

01) I can go woo wooo wooo way longer than you.

SideTen reasons why Rescue Squad Trooper is Better than Axel.

10) My silent appearance comprises a greater percentage of screen time in Rescue Squad Mater versus your brief long distance cameo.

09) I’m numbered, you’re just another one in a million.

08) Mama Mia … made like $800 million dollars. Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me – But I won’t feel blue – (Sup-p-per Troup-p-per) – Like I always do). SING IT!

07) I have a cool hat (in trunk).

06) I love donuts and can do way more than you.

05) I can drive the back roads.

04) I too am canon … you’ll see … then you’ll be sorry you didn’t buy one to open, one to keep mint and one as backup in the bunker.

03) I’m a better value, you get more tampo decals with me.

02) I’m 01 of 85. Collect us all in the mega, mega, mega, ultimate, kahuna box set.

01) I’m NEW and with SIZZLING PAINT! He’s on some old card.

Side Pro

ONE?

You can’t own one cop car?

What kind of one-cop CAR town do YOU live in.

That’s like buying ONE Stormtrooper.

I am so sending the canon cops after you.

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Calling all CARS. Calling all CARS.

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