Finally, a George Washington action figure that is 100% accurate … well, at least how the redcoats saw him …

Okay, it’s from the BioShock Infinite game … (not quite as freaky as the original but still wildly interesting and amazing).

“One of the toughest enemies you’ll face in Bioshock Infinite, the Patriot is an automaton built in Columbia to the likeness of a major figure in American history.

“Features over 20 points of articulation and measures over 9-inches tall!

One of the toughest enemies that you can face in the Bioshock Infinite game, the Patriot built in Columbia to the likeness the most major figure in American history – George Washington – is now a high-quality action figure. Measuring over 9-inches tall with an incredibly amount of detail, the Bioshock Infinite George Washington Patriot Turret “Heavy Hitter” Edition Action Figure is a must-have for fans of the Bioshock series and lovers of the American nation. Also features over 20 points of articulation along with 2 interchangeable heads, a massive Pepper-Mill gatling gun, and 2 flags of Columbia on its back.”

Pre-order at Entertainment Earth.