TakeFiveADay Elvis RV Contest: Win Crazyforcarsakajim’s Elvis RV (LAST DAY TO ENTER!)
Crazyforcarsakajim is graciously donating an Elvis RV.
Not this one – just to show you what it looks like in case you forgot.
RULES:
In CARS world what kind of CARS Food item would Elvis RV love? Sure, Gask-It Biscuits are nice and N20 Cola is bubbly and taste like your favorite antifreeze should đ but what would Elvis RV love the most?
So, put on your creative caps and WIN, WIN, WIN!
Enter in the comments below – once every 16 hours. Be sure and start your entry with the words.
CONTEST ENTRY
Then list the food item you feel Elvis RV would love best … feel free to add a tagline if you want to win over the judges đ
(12 words or less).
Contest closes MIDNIGHT Friday 11:59 PM PST 3/20/2009. Judging will take place afterwards – Crazyforcarsakajim is judge, jury and um, executioner đ … fortunately, Chuki_Mama will be there to provide some supervision and perhaps a sedative đ
They will be the sole judges đ
Good luck all! Thank you very much.
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15 March 2009
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393 Comments
Good pick for the winner, after I read that one, I didn’t even bother to enter đ
THANKS EVERYONE FOR PLAYING!! WAS A GREAT CONTEST
THE PRIZE HAS BEEN CLAIMED!! ONE MINTY CONDTITION ELVIS COMING YOUR WAY STEVE-O!!
is it possible that the winner did not mean it to be a contest entry because it was not marked that way?
How long do they have to claim the prize and if they do not will it be awarded to the runner-up? Enquiring minds want to know!
CREATIVE, AND PUT TO SONG⌠THE WINNER IS
A SCREAMIN WHAT
FOR HIS RENDITION OF HEARTBRAKE HOTEL!!
SENT IN ON THE 16TH OF MARCH AT 11:54PM PST.
THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE, VERY NICE ENTRIES BUT THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WINNER.
SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL GET IT SHIPPED RIGHT OUT
MARCOPOLO5150@YAHOO.COM
CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD JOB!!!
Who was runner up?
Congratulations!!! The song obviously took some time and effort! Great job!
So where is it that you changed the rules in the contest? I scrolled to the top and read the rules everytime I entered and it never changed?
If I knew I could use more words I would have done something else aswell.
Well I guess I will have to waite another year or so before Elvis will make it to Canada.
CoCoa Flavoured Dinoco with deep pan fried Piston Rings.
Tire lickinâ good
Thanks for the contest it was fun trying to get the point across in so few words and come up with something that would make you laff and wounder at the same time.
I thought that it did have to be marked “Contest Entry” in order to be considered. I did scroll back and read the rules.
I literally thought that was just someone having fun and posting something on here for their friends.
Hold it – hold it!!!!
I didn’t even enter and I’m going to protest. The rules clearly say 12 words or less!
I demand a recount – I mean re-judge.
đ
before you throw tomatos and other rotten fruit, please feel free to scroll up and read where we took the words limit off. we were striving for creativity and fun and werent getting it with under 12 words. thank you for your careful consideration before demanding a public lynching of your judges.
signed, the head judge
Awwww – I’m sorry! Didn’t you see my smiley face at the bottom of my message? I was just having fun!
sweetness, I was just kidding as well… all in good fun. This was a great contest. Gear up for another very soon!!
I really am crazy for cars!!
When?
HERE IS THE WINNER ONE MORE TIME!!
Sung to Heartbreak Hotel:
Well, since Big Mack has left him,
That Sheriff wanted to throw Lightning in jail.
He tore up the townâs only street
That leads to the cozy cone motel.
And maybe youâll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Whereâs that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
Radiator Springs is never crowded,
McQueen might have sealed his doom.
Where Piston Cup racers come to
Pave roads instead of zoom-zoom.
And maybe youâll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Whereâs that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
Well, McQueen heâs still missing,
Mia and Tia now scream for Chick Hicks.
If he doesnât make it to the Speedway soon
Albert Hinkey will be throwing bricks.
And maybe youâll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Whereâs that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
So, if Lightning McQueenâs repainted,
And Materâs got a tale to tell.
Take Radiatorâs Springs newly paved street
To the cozy cone motel.
And maybe youâll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Whereâs that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
CREATIVE, AND PUT TO SONG… THE WINNER IS
A SCREAMIN WHAT
FOR HIS RENDITION OF HEARTBRAKE HOTEL!!
SENT IN ON THE 16TH OF MARCH AT 11:54PM PST.
THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE, VERY NICE ENTRIES BUT THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WINNER.
SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL GET IT SHIPPED RIGHT OUT
MARCOPOLO5150@YAHOO.COM
CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD JOB!!!
CONEgrats Steven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUM ROLL PUUUUUUULEASE!!
ttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!
Bada Boom Bada Bing!!!
ok ok ok… after much deliberation… WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Me the answer!!
people tell …….
Will you….
When oh when……
The Impatience Monster is eating me!!!!!!! tell me the answer!!!!
Weaker and weaker by the second!
I’m dying to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(-_-)
when will the official results be announced?
THE JUDGES ARE IN A HEATED BATTLE OVER WHICH IS TRULY #1
MORE INFORMATION TO FOLLOW
MIDNIGHT…………..
….till……………..
…..UP…..
…stay….
can’t…
…45 mminutes…
2 more hours….
At the Piston Cup tailgate party Elvis RV had on the grill the last chicken to cross the road. Under that pompadour cab is a real CARnivore.
Everyone’s out on a Friday night and I’m here all ALONE reading posts…. đĽ
Sorry, I was just cleaning out the garage tonight!
It’s okay…Just checking out cars stuff online…..
Contest Entry:
N2O cola with peanut butter cream filled gask-its
Carbonated & Creamy! YUMMY!!! đŽ
yummy, yummy very much ;>
CONTEST ENTRY
I can’t believe it isn’t Dinoco spray.
Brought to you by Shiftydrug.
ONLY 8.5 HOURS LEFT GANG!!! GET YOUR ENTRIES IN NOW!!!!!
6 hours…..
4.5 hours left!! COME ON GANG… YOU CAN DOOOOO IT!! ALL NIGHT LONG
All Night Long…
All Night…
All Night Long..
đ
CONTEST ENTRY
Elvis RV would eat all of Met’s Pittys, shown here ==> http://www.takefiveaday.com/2009/03/19/mattel-disney-pixar-diecast-cars-in-a-pitty-blaze-of-speedway-of-the-south-glory/
I WANT TRUTHFUL COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW LOOK!! PLEASE THOUGH, DONT BE HURTFUL. YOU MUST LOG OUT AND THEN LOG BACK IN TO SEE THE “NEW” ME!
I THINK THE DENTIST DID A GREAT JOB ON ME!!!!
Jim,
You are purdy!!!!!! Nice!
You dont think I over did the eye liner? I almost went with a more natural look but then decided since this contest is over the top I should be too!!
I am the Witch Doctor!!
đ
Contest Entry for the CONEtest:
Elvis would have:
Petrol Cobbler
Fried Green Towmaters
“Lube”burger with “The Works”
Fried Sealer
Arti”choke” cleaner dip
Good lUCK everyone, and may the highest bribe win!!!
Yeah, its going to be hard to beat three sheets of used “sanding” paper!! Dont know what to do with it but it’ll be a heck of a converstion piece in my Cars display!!
Dang, I only got my lace stocking for bribing… I can’t part with the CONE!
No honey, I promise… its not what you think!! She only gave me this in exchange for a vote!! No, I dont think you’re fat. I promise. No, we are just friends!! Yeah, the other night when I said I had to work late… but I really did have a customer!!
Thanks again Amber, stockings are being shipped back right now!!
hahahahaha! Now I can make my hubby wonder where I got the lace stockings in the mail….. đ
HOME WRECKER!! MY KIDS ARE CRYING, DOG JUST GOT KICKED AND SHE CANCELLED ALL OF MY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS!!
:Tears in my eyes:
not out of “pitty” but sheer gut wrenching laughter!
No more readers digest in the bathroom for you – maybe you can cut the time back to 1 hour now….
good!! I could never finish the RD crossword anyway!! Last time I tried the fire fighters had a heck of a time removing me from the toilet seat!!
One of those, had to be there moments!!
Shoulda called rescue mater! He could have towed you right outta there.
Try Sudoku… maybe it will help the process for you đ
Contest Entry A Hunka Hunka Chunka Transberry Juice Oil Shake and a Peanut Butter and Banana Mudflap in his blue sued tires at the Heartbreak Hotel that he can’t help fallin’ in love with while supisious minds watching him in the Getto
getto, ghetto, or grotto?
Woops it’s supposed to be ghetto
Will this error effect my judging
not in the least, but this just shows that this blog can be edumacational as well!
Ha Ha
i resemble that remark….. đ
by the way, I have looked up supisious and cant find a word that matches… can you please explain?
OMG I can’t belive i made another error! It’s supposed to be Suspicious. Hey I’m only a pre-teen I’m not the best speller!
tis only a joke, no spell checker necessary!
You’re real forgiving!
This is my edited CONTEST ENTRY A Hunka Hunka Chunka Transberry Juice oil shake and a peanut butter and banana mudflap wearing his blue seude tires at Heartbreak Hotel that he can’t help fallin’ in love with while suspicious minds were watching him in the Ghetto
spell checker has ruled this to be an acceptable post!!
will read this 1 and not the other when you judge?
will do..
CONTEST ENTRY
…in a state of bliss, just eatin’ it up…
“Huh”
memory bliss?
q(-_-)p
#8
My head bean counter has just informed me that this post is #9 on the ALL TIME list. I expect more from you gang… This is for Elvis fans everywhere!!! Come on, shake off the dust, get your vocalizers warmed up and lets sing some King tunes!! WHAT KIND OF CAR-LIKE FOODS WOULD ELVIS EAT IF HE WERENT DEAD PUSHING UP DAISIES AND FEEDING THE MAGGOTS?
oof!
DUDE BUCK DUDE… WHERES YOUR ENTRIES?!?
hahahahahah! that absolutely is funny right there! đ
Dudette Mia Dudette!! Shes my biggest fan!!
and your ONLY fan…
Are you calling me fat?
I would never call you fat to your face!!
LAST DAY TO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN!! YOU HAVE 28 HOURS, BRIBES WILL NOW BE CONSIDERED AS IT IS CUSTOMARY FOR JUDGES TO WAIT UNTIL THE LAST 28 HOURS BEFORE ACCEPTING MONETARY AND/OR HARD TO FIND CARS, PITTIES, CUSTOMS, SOS RACERS!!
I’ll send you a shiny wax crew chief & a night vision mc queen
Just kidding about Night Vision McQueen.But I will send you a Shiny Wax Crew Cheif if you let me win!I don’t know where you live though.
ok, write this down. you go to the first rusty mail box on the right, then you make a left at the pile of tires. From there you go about 1.89 miles down the ol dirt road. Then you hang a left at Manny’s car crushing service. Ok, now see the guy with two teeth in his head, ask him for Jim and he’ll get me. I want the Crew Chief in a brown paper bag with a yellow ribbon around the top. I will know its you if you follow these simple instructions.
Oh, and no police. If I sense any police involvement, chuki_mama gets it!!
Are you serious
Do I look serious “big” guy?
IDK i thought you were kidding about where to send the crew cheif. (were you making fun of my weight because i only weigh–.
bigger than a bread box?
Ok, quick question. Which weighs more? A ton of lead or a ton of duck feathers?
cue the jeopardy music please
same weight….. đ
I’m only a pre-teen i think i’m fat but Mom says i’m just right for my age!
yes, you are right!! the breadbox and the ton of feathered lead weighs the same…. tell them what they’ve won Don Pardo!!
They weigh the same!
What town and what state unless you were kidding
He is only kidding. Don’t let big Jim fool you. Chuki_mama is the real boss around here… He just talks a lot đ
She of course says this while she takes Chuki along for an obligatory bathroom visit. Riddle me this, why does it take three ladies to go to the bathroom at a restaurant?
Don’t you wish you knew?
Riddle me this… why does it take a man 2 hours, 3 magazines and a candle to do his duty?
to this day I can’t figure that one out……
ok, now you have me confused… whats the candle for, where is it during the duty, and wow, 3 magazines? we talking about duty, or doodie?
haha. Don’t be in denial. I have seen it many a time. doodie, duty, DUUUUUDE! All of the above đ
i can send you a night vision mcqueen brand new if i get elvis.
You 2 can really flare a conversation!!
Wait until you put the megaHEAT on it…. talk about a flare UP!
something is telling me that Mega is off his meds… do I have a second?
I second that!
He is only trying to help you with the # of comments for the bean counter. Feel the love!!
HEY!! I completely resent the sheer mention of inpropriety! How could you Amber…? I am not only pouting right now with my bottom lip somewhere in the southern hemisphere, but in complete shock that you would assume that I would pad the posts in a feeble attempt to take over one of the top 4 spots of the ALL TIME ranking.
On the other hand, theres one more post!!
#318 đ
Hope you wear chapstick with SPF 15 in it or your are going to be in a whole lotta hurt once you pull your lip back up!
what… I cant read your last post, sun was in my eyes!!
KA-CHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DARLING U GUESSED RIGHT……
“well” ????????
“WATER”…. water, (STILL COUGHING)
“THE WINNER IS”….
“DEMAND” (STILL COUGHING)
BUY POPULAR (COUGHING),,,,,,,,,,
PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE,,,,,,,,,,,,
ROLL,,,,,,,
DRUM
ENVELOPE PLEASE………..
AND THE WINNER……..
I’M BACK,BACK AGAIN TELL A FRIEND LOOK WHO’S BACK BACK BACK AGAIN…….
hey Mega…. how you doin’?
Contest Entry
It was a sad day in Cars World when residents woke up to the newspaper headlines detailing the demise of Elvis RV. Dr. Mater and nurses Tia and Mia were the first to arrive on the scene, but Elvis RV was pronounced dead on arrival. According to the Caroners report the official cause of death was pressure on his exaust valve while sitting on Adult Leakless Drip Pans. Also contributing to his death, found in Elvis RV’s intake system were several of his favorite treats: Carbituates, Hydro-cone-dones, Valveium, and Quaalubes. The Shifty Drug corporation is now under investigation for supplying these additives to Elvis RV.
Elvis RV is survived by his wife, Priuscilla and his Daughter, Lisa RV.
Can we just give the Elvis RV to Deb tonight? Bravada, Deb, Bravada!
Looks great to me!
I’LL HAVE A BLUE UUUUU ……..WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHEN HEAT COMES 4 YOU. BAD ELVIS, BAD ELVIS WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HEAT COMES FOR U !?!?
đ LOVE IT!!!
WELL I DO SHARE…….HELLO CHUKI_MAMA ! : )
HELLO! Where have U been hiding? đ back 2 U
KNOCK KNOCK…. WHOS THERE…..ELVIS……ELVIS WHO……MEGAHEAT AND PRISCILLA THATS WHO SHARING TACH-O-MINTS AND SHIFTY DRUGS (BURP)……
Contest Entry:
STARTING ENGINE NEED APPLE AND A TRANSBERRYJUICE
HECK SOME SHIFTY DRUGS AND A TACH-O-MINT WOULD BE NICE
THANKYOU,THANKYOU VERY MUCH !
SOMEBODY PASS THE VITOLINE I NEED TO TAKE5 GASPRINS FOR THIS……..
Contest Entry
Contest Entry A Hunka hunkah Transberry Juice Oil Shake and a peanut butter and banana Mudflap in his blue suade tires at Heartbreak Hotel that he can’t help falling in love with.
Contest Entry:
Peanut butter and banana oil.
Peanut Butter slathered Fiber Fuel with sliced bananas and Tank Coat chaser.
(Hey, if our Elvis were still alive, he’d probably need all the fiber he could get–and still need some pepto to deal with the gas! Or Beano. LOTS of Beano!)
is this your Contest Entry â
CONTEST ENTRY:
Deep Fried Chocolate Tach-o-mints, chased with N20 Transberry Cola and handfuls of Gasprin.
thanks! alice.
More than a few handfuls of Gasprin will be needed after the first two. đŻ
Contest Entry:
CoCoa Flavoured Dinoco with deep pan fried Piston Rings.
Tire lickin’ good
Are you coo coo for cocoa? I see a trend here!
elvis rv eats wat, when, and how he pleases
WHAT A REBEL HE IS!!
this is a contest entry
My king avatar says this looks awfully familiar to what I posted on the 17th.
“Look at meâŚ. I am the King! I eat what I want when I want.
Thank you, thank you very much(snarl)”
//Ryansdad
17 March 2009 at 9:47 pm
i added how 2
no fighting you two… dont make me send you to your garages!!
okay im sorry
haha
isn’t that like Vanilla Ice adding an extra note to Queen & Bowie’s under pressure for his earth shattering hit Ice Ice Baby.
No sweat though.
And terribly sorry for a Vanilla Ice reference.
ahahahahahaha! Perfect!
Thank you thank you very much(snarl)
THE RULES ARE UP THERE PEOPLE READ THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY FINATIC, I HAVE A SECRETARY OF THE DEFENSE… LIGHTEN UP PLEASE! DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOUR BUMPER
Hey your typing in all caps too!
Do you have your own presidential cabinet?
Sorry i didn’t know you posted that theres a unlimited amount of words!
It’s cool! 8) We just want everyone to have fun and be CREATIVE!!! đ
Thanks for understanding! I can do so much damage with all the words i want! I love To be creative!
I’m glad your a judge chuki_mama you probably would’ve won this in a land slide!
ahem… this looks alot like sucking up to me. WAY TO GO DUDE!!
I did. Who’s is the best right now? Could Second place get a Leroy Traffik? (Did my sucking up work?)LOL
I’m glad your having this contest. I’ve wanted him ever since They announced his release in 2007.I still don’t have him!
Contest Entry Peanut Butter And Banana sandwich in His Blue sued tires @ Heartbreak Hotel
4 parts nitroade
2 parts N20 cola
3 gasprins
= Screamin Banshee
CONTEST ENTRY
4 parts nitroade
2 parts N20 cola
3 gasprins
= Screamin Banshee
đ Favorite DRINK??? đ Sounds TOXIC, but quenching….
more kick than a ‘Flaming Lamborghini’ đ
WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER?
Contest Entry
Fried Lugnut Oil & Brakepad Sandwich with an Octane Gain Shake
Contest Entry:
Tire licking good Tierod Tenders with Poutine Lugnut Curds.
Contest entry,
Well after a long day of recording at CARSland, Elvis RV would treat himself to his favorite snack and drink:
Instead of banannas, Elvis RV would have a peanut butter and “Apple (84)” sandwich. He would then wash it down with his favorite drink: A screwdriver, not made with the usual orange juice, but rather “Transberry Juice (63)”
CONTEST ENTRY:
Head to Chuki_Mama’s cafe in MISSOURI for Fried Squirrels, preferbly young ones who frequent take 5. Wash it down with megaHEET mixed gingerly with PiratePop.
Of course his midnight snack would be a big SLICE of PIE, baked by CollectorMom.
almost forgot the tach-o-mint ice cream with crazy jimmies on top!
tee hee
couldn’t help it đ
Contest Entry
Look at me…. I am the King! I eat what I want when I want.
Thank you, thank you very much(snarl)
CONTEST ENTRY
A Hunk of Honking Bearing Lugs
CONTEST ENTRY
Morning= nitroade w/octane gain
Bedtime= tankcoat w/handful gasprin
provided by shifty drug
SHIFTY DRUG, NOW OPEN 24 HOURS FOR YOUR CARVENIENCE!!
Locations? Across the nation or just along Route 66?
NATIONWIDE BABEEEEEEEY!!
LET’s RIDE!!! :loL:
Low and sloooooooooow!!
CONTEST ENTRY ABOVE
a pizza from pizza planet with some nitroaide
CONTEST ENTRY
4 Hamm Burgers
2 packets of Gasprin
12 pints of Dinoco’s finest
CONTEST ENTRY
Gravy fried gravy
covered in gravy.
Oh yeah & a gravy shake.
groovy gravy?
Your a gravy finatic an i’m an Apple #84 finatic COOL!!!
Contest Entry
SpaghettiO-Rings with 0 grams of Transmission Fat!
chef boy r dee?
CONTEST ENTRY
A light snack consisting of Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally, Doc Hudson, Sheriff, Fillmore, Sarge, Lizzie, Stanley, Red, Luigi, Guido, Flo, Ramone, Tractors #3, #5, #6, #8, & #11, Frank, Mini, Van, Bessie, DJ, Wingo, Snot Rod, Boost, Mack, Rusty, Dusty, Fred, Mario Andretti, Patti Andretti, The King, Mrs. the King, Dinoco Helicopter, Tex Dinoco, Charlie Checker, Chick Hicks, Mia, Tia, Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, Race Official Tom, Tow, Dexter Hoover, Nitroade, Leakless, RPM #64, Octane Gain, No Stall, Vinyl Toupee, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Trunk Fresh, the Marco Triplets, Al Oft the Lightyear Blimp, Shiny Wax, Sputter Stop, Transberry Juice, Spare Mint, View Zeen, Mood Springs, Tow Cap, Gasprin, Easy Idle, Lil’ Torquey Pistons, Rev ‘n’ Go, Faux Wheel Drive, Shifty Drug, Clutch Aid, Creme-Filled Gask-its, Tach-O-Mint, Retread, Fiber Fuel, Apple iCar, 79 Pitty’s, 14 Crew Chiefs, 5 Haulers, and the Dinoco Tent.
but thats 15 words đ
What will he eat?
Everything. Everybody.
WHOA
CONTEST ENTRY
“Eggs Presley” with “Don’t Be Fuel” Drink.
CONTEST ENTRY
“Since my baby left (da da)
I found a new place to dwell (da da),
it’s down at the end of lonely street,
The Heartbreak Hotel….”
where they serve Elvis’ favorite…..
Nitroade and banana milkshakes and a HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN’ steaks!!!
Yummy!!
FF… YOU KILL ME
hey Jim!
yeah, I know, I crack myself up!!!
nice rhyme
yeah, she could have taught Elvis a thing or two!!
true that i’ve never heard Elvis make a rhyme in his songs!!!
Contest entry:
Love me Mater,
Love me TRU,
All my food creme-filled.
contest entry
a hunka hunka burnin oil
Contest Entry
CoCooo for Cocoa Gaskits and Transberry Juice are part of a complete “Brake”fast.
I nominate Ethan as the new USDA Food Czar!!
Second that…
contest entry
Viva la Valvoline
not one of Elvis’ finest movies… I really think he lip synched this one!!
Contest entry
Filmore’s organic peanut butter and banana fuel
contest entry: creme filled jelly jam gaskits and nitroade juice
Followed by….SUGAR SHOCK â
A tuna fish sandwich on white bread, a Tab and a couple of Twinkies.
Happy Birthday Navin…
the Jerk? HE HATES THESE CANS!!
Sung to Heartbreak Hotel:
Well, since Big Mack has left him,
That Sheriff wanted to throw Lightning in jail.
He tore up the town’s only street
That leads to the cozy cone motel.
And maybe you’ll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Where’s that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
Radiator Springs is never crowded,
McQueen might have sealed his doom.
Where Piston Cup racers come to
Pave roads instead of zoom-zoom.
And maybe you’ll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Where’s that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
Well, McQueen he’s still missing,
Mia and Tia now scream for Chick Hicks.
If he doesn’t make it to the Speedway soon
Albert Hinkey will be throwing bricks.
And maybe you’ll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Where’s that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
So, if Lightning McQueen’s repainted,
And Mater’s got a tale to tell.
Take Radiator’s Springs newly paved street
To the cozy cone motel.
And maybe you’ll find some Transberry Juice,
Some No-Stall pick me up boost,
Where’s that fried banana and peanut-butter guy?
great… now I’ll be singing this all day!!
Applause, cheering, underwear thrown on stage!!!
Wow underwear!!! Next thing you know, you’ll be shouting Freebird:)
PLEASE… NO STAIRWAY!!!!
can you imagine all of the Bic lighters and how that mixes with the fuel vapors?!?!?
I didn’t think you wore underwear?!?!?
Contest Entry (oh, no word limit, you are scary):
Start with a deep-fried peanut sputter crankwrench, while singing, “A shudderless differential, a little more traction please;” or perhaps, “Don’t drink crude, try alternative fuel,” pop a few mini carsmallows in his Dinococoa, a few bites of garage-made peach caliper, hum a few bars of, “dented fender, pound it true, all my dings from you,” and finish with a double cap-full of Tank Coat.
contest entry, Manifold grilled PB and Banana Velvet w/ side of smokin black oil.
Lugnut Tenders and Oil Shook Up.
Sometimes, less is more.
very clever I like it.
thats just what people with less want us with more to believe. its a conspiracy man!!
Contest Entry:
Mama’s sweet ethanol biscuits with Transberry Jam for breakfast,
Manifold baked beans for lunch, and
Cam Gear stew with radiator cap cookies for dessert.
Ugh, maybe a dose of Tank Coat before bed, too.
Thank you no word limit!
not only are you welcome, but I see what taking off the word limit accomplishes!! btw, that’ll be a big ol roll of TP in the morn thats needed!!!!
Ha!
STP?
It would have to be STP!
soiled toilet paper?
Can’t the King have some privacy?! Please!! đ
ok ok, so apparently there are some non-counting Elvis freaks out there… FROM HERE ON OUT, NO LIMITS ON THE WORDS. Not that making a rule made a difference!
NO LIMIT ON THE AMOUNT OF WORDS! BE CREATIVE AND POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT!!
…(don’t forget the) …..AND SOUL!!!!!! đ
So if I send in 14 words it will be accepted by the judges? (C’mon chuki-mama you know the answer!)
you can send in 1,848,484 words and it will be accepted… not sure if Met will allow it, but try it anyway!
I don’t think i know 1,848,484 words!
repetiting words are acceptable.. đ
OOPS… I meant “repeating”…
It’s OK I’m a horrible speller! I Before E except After C, That’s hard to remember!
Contest Entry
Viva Las Ve-GAS
“Bright Light Power Drink Going to Speed My Soul”
CONTEST ENTRY
A bucket of the Colonel’s Original
Recipe Dip-Sticks.
“Fourty-three secret herbs & spices.”
is this recipe guarded at Fort Knox with 24 hour security too?
No….Only 16 hour security – Recession and all…. đ
WE NEED A TAKEFIVE STIMULUS PACKAGE PLEASE… MET, WHERE ARE YOU?
Contest Entry
His favorites…Hydro-cone-dones and Carbituates while sitting on Adult Leakless Drip Pans!
aaah yeah, from the Druggy Elvis era!!
LOL
Nice!
CONTEST ENTRY
Elvis Parfaits
Made with ingredients that’ll make you bark like a hound dog!
Your taste buds will say “Thank you, Thank you very much”.
OKay, edit this. Don’t include the whole “Hound dog” line so i don’t go over.Also get rid of the first thank you, so it goes like this:
Elvis Parfaits
Your taste buds will say “Thank you very much.”
That way, it’s under twelve words. Does this count as another entry, MET?
Contest Entry
Grease & Nuts shake at Dairy Mc Queen
can you please keep your personal problems to yourself?!?
Haha !
Grease & Nuts shake at Dairy Mc Queen
Contest Entry
A mug of SideWall Shiner beer…
(Texas brewsky, Elvis was here!)
FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL BMW AT 1-976-CARS4YU
Contest entry: A full tank of mama’s extra spicy gasoline.
After that, he will need a Spare Mint and some RPM!
GREAT CONEtest…I am in tears after reading all the wonderful entries… NICE WORK Jim and Chuki_mama!!!
Where’s your entry?
Mine is INVISIBLE . . .
I’m gonna get U. đ
you promise . . . đ
NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE JUDGES PLEASE JEFF!
hey, use your invisible ink to write mine, too….. my brain is fried and can’t seem to come up with anything…..
we are all waiting . . . tick tick tick tick tick . . .
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
oh……. you hear that giant explosion!!!!! Sorry all this unpacking and putting away has sent me over the edge….. when I do finally sleep, I have nightmares about giant boxes attacking me!!!!!!!!!!
Thats what SHE said
ahhahahahahahha! đ
CONTEST ENTRY
Glazed Gaskets with Transberry Sauce
Contest Entry
Jell-e Spares
When you need a donut spare; Jell-e Spare is there…
CONTEST ENTRY
Freshly baked Transberry Mufflers
Ooo, nice one!!
They sound pretty good to me!
just like mamma used to make!!
Contest Entry:
Banana nut flavored Sputter Stop with a Nitroade float.
Contest Entry
peanut butter and banana flavored nitroade with texas tea and transberry juice
thank you, thank you very much~
Is the Texas Tea & Transberry Juice shaken or stirred?
shaken… not stirred… actually all mixed into a big milkshake đ
Bond… JAMES BOND!!
CONTEST ENTRY
Greasy Brake Pads from McDonald’s — Tagline: “You Deserve a Brake Pad Today”
GREAT! Now you’ve got me humming that tune…. đ
Heh heh heh!…
Still humming….
STILL?
found a new tune….down below….keep reading… đ
CONTEST ENTRY
MICRO-FOAM.
…because every good song needs a healthy voice!
CONTEST ENTRY
Elvis loves papaya under the hawaiian sky…
Who wouldnt? I will go to Hawaii and see if I can handle it. Lets take up a collection to fly me there. I am willing to sacrafice myself for the greater good!!
CONTEST ENTRY
Hot “Hound Dog” and a “Teddy Beer”.
Contest Entry:
Peanut Butter Snot Rods
with extra snot?
CONTEST ENTRY
a little slice of heaven topped with buttered mushrooms!
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CONTEST ENTRY
“I’ll take a shake with that roll…uh huh”
Contest entry:
Hunka Hunka burning oil
CONTEST ENTRY:
LUGNUT AND VANANA SANDWHICH
Contest entry
Tractor Fried Tractor with Gravy Fries and a diet N2O cola.
Tractor Fried Tractor — I LOVE IT!!
Contest Entry
Fried Peanut Butter Oil Change & Banana Tune-Up
CONTEST ENTRY:
Peanut butter and banana caliper sandwich.
Megaheat is at
Walmart SuperCenter
1201 So. 25th East
Ammon (Idaho Falls), ID 83406
He’s eatting a
McPotato with Cheese
Diet Strawberry Fanta
and a six pack of cookies
wrong contest dude!!
Maybe Elvis is hanging out with Megaheat?
lol
only kings allowed,”THANKYOU THANKYOU VERY MUCH”,PASS THE PEANUTOIL SHAKE !!!
Too funny. Dooooh
contest entry
a squirrel – rumour has it he ate them
btw great contest. pmsl.
just one? could a squirrel fill Elvis’ tank? is this a steroid filled squirrel?
CONTEST ENTRY
King Carb legs, deep-fried in a Bud-light battery.
Buy “Elvis King Carb Legs” – The ones with blue swede brake shoes!!!
Contest Entry: PISTON BUTTER AND BANANA BUMPER SANDWICH!
contest entry:
fried banana & peanut butter sandwich
CONTEST ENTRY
A Banana Buffin’ Putty Samach an’ a big cooooool frosty Nitroade!
MICROFOAM.
“….because the only thing better than vitamins is a song!”
CONTEST ENTRY CONTEST ENTRY CONTEST ENTRY….!~
WOOPS I MISSED THAT PART!
where MICROFOAM is please insert
CONTEST ENTRY:
then it would be
MICROFOAM.
“….because the only thing better than vitamins is a song!”
CONTEST ENTRY:
Don’t be crude – fry me a tubelube n luggernutter sandwich in BoilyOil!
CONTEST ENTRY:
Apples 8-4 Fiber Fuel,Vitoline keepin’ his Vinyl Toupee Shiny as wax.
Contest Entry
peanut butter wax on banana checkers, wash down with some organic transberry juice.
Contest Entry:
Elvis loves organic gas man… direct import from Fillmore of course!
Contest Entry
Elvis would love the most
American dessert of all.. APPLE pie
CONTEST ENTRY
JELLY DONUTS “JUST THE RIGHT THING FOR A SPARE TIRE”
JELLY DONUTS “THE RIGHT THING FOR A SPARE TIRE”
Contest Entry:
Gear grease sandwich
Perfect for the King’s later years.
Contest Entry:
A Winter Squirrel Poutine made in Quebec!
Wanted to thanks the Academy, my Son, my Girlfriend, my Parents, my Family, and all of you out there who voted for me ! Thanks see you next year on the red carpet!
OUPS I did it once again.. wrong place ! lol
No seriously whishing you all the best luck! đ
And if you win, please don’t forget my Son! pouahhaha
CONTEST ENTRY:
blue suede juice(LIMITED TIME ONLY AT FLO’S) and a peanut butter and boltana sandwich.
classic.
Contest Entry:
Sweet Potato “Creme Filled Gask-its” Pie.
Just use cream filled Gas-kits and mashed sweet potato. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
See you in 16 hours
Thank you Betty Crocker!!
CONTEST ENTRY
a BIG MACK
beer battered asst. nuts
contest entry â
I do know that if he had mud flaps they’d say “Thank you, thank you very much….for not tailgating!”
Oh, I can hear the boos and hisses already……….
Simple as a BIG MACK !
Morning= nitoraide w/octane gain
Bedtime= tankcoat w/handful gasprin
provided by shifty drug
Contest entry:
Cheesy diesel burgers
Tag:
Nothing satisfies Elvis RV’s hunger better than Cheesy Diesel Burgers mmbooooy howdy đ
I want to remind everyone, 12 (twelve) words or less. If you need help, socks and shoes off, that would be all of your fingers, and two toes.
There may be some on here that need to use more toes Jim
There may be as some who have lost digits due to freak woodworking accidents or “over-sanding”
Got all 6 of my digits, thank you very much…5 on one hand and my hook!!
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So…….was it a freak woodworking accident or was it too much “sanding”?
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definately sanding . . . or so the wife told me . . . đ
your wife told you about him sanding too much? wow, liberal family!!
You know there was a baby born in California with 12 fingers and 12 toes
Mom, I always count on you to keep your eyes on the news wire to keep us up to date on this information!! You never dissapoint me!!
Now if those 24 digits were webbed… WOW!! Michael Phelps watch out!!
Do symbols count?
which symbols are you thinking about using?!?
—-/–\@ flowers?
\~/ a martini?
^-_-^
Limited Piston Cup edition of Reese’s Elvis Cup, made of peanut butter & banana creme filling.
Contest Entry
Fired Green “Tumbleweeds” from the Sputter Stop Cafe chased with a Frosty Mug of “Octane Gain”
face it girls, I’m older and have more insurance!! MY FAVORITE LINE FROM ANY MOVIE!!!!!
My favorite line is “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
CONTEST ENTRY
Elvis likes fiber fuel the morning after to get his easy idle.
Contest Entry
Country fried Grease fittings, 20W50 Banana OilShake (he likes them thick) and Peanutbutter lugnuts all served up at Flo’s V8 cafe!!!!
contest entry “A hunk of burning love”
CONTEST ENTRY
An Aloha favorite….
Peanut Strutter and Beltana Sandwiches with Blue Ha-wipee Windshield Fluid.
It will get you All Shook Up!!!
Contest Entry:
Piston Cup Peanut Butter Pie with Banana Blinker whipped cream topping.
product placement for the piston cup!!
CONTEST ENTRY
Transberry Pie
A big hunka hunk of it!
Contest Entry
Country Fried Hamm and eggs
green eggs and hamm?
CONTEST ENTRY
Peanut butter and banana airfresheners.
Meant to say Peanut butter and bacon air fresheners, lol.
Tagline: “They’ll have you a-movin’ and a-shakin’… To the store to buy some Fiber Fuel”.
CONTEST ENTRY
Squirrel Meat Chili, Texas Tea-Flavored Jello, Deep Fried Creme-Filled Gaskits.
can you just imagine the morning after?
Gaskits BLOW OUT â đŻ
CONTEST ENTRY
Peanut Motor Oil and Boltana sandwich
Peanut Motor Oil and Boltana sandwich
CONTEST ENTRY
Peanut Butter Priscilla 357 Magnum sandwich and a BUD “THANKYOU,THANKYOU VERY MUCH !!!
WOW YOU GUYS ARE GREAT ! I FINALLY GET TO ENTER – OK,OK THROW ME OUTTA HERE, “MEGAHEAT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING”……..
leaded or unleaded bud?
For Mega, DEFINATELY leaded!!!
I think the TV that Sally, Lizzie, and Red watch the final race on, is the same TV that Elvis took a shot at.
contest entry
tire-ade. Is it inflating you?
Peanut butter and Banana Tie Rods
Contest Entry
Peanut butter and Banana Tie Rods
CONTEST ENTRY
Deep Fried “O” Rings.
“If it turns paper clear, it’s gotta be good!”
litmus test?
For valve disease maybe.