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Woman Claims Disney Implanted a Chip in Her

“CHARLESTON – A Chloe woman is suing Walt Disney Corporation after she claims a rubber chip was implanted in her body without her consent.”

Five things I thought of when I read this:

05) I know this is crazy because she was never charged $999 and didn’t even get a Wall-E pin …

04) Why did she get it for free? Where’s mine?

03) Made of rubber? Did she get it at Kmart a few years back? Is it round?

02) I guess I can sue Disney for the loose cartilage in my knee – IMPLANT!

01) I am definitely not going to the West Virgina Disneyland.

You can read more at the WV Record.

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22 April 2015 Disney No Comment

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