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Disney Pixar CARS 2: It’s Super Bowl Sunday – The New American High Holy Holiday

While Thanksgiving, Christmas and even Halloween is wrapped up in nostalgia and trying to rec-create a mythical aura and setting of family, familia and that blood is thicker than gravy thing … but sometimes does not work out as the dream … there is no delusion with the most American of holidays – Electronic Era … THE SUPER BOWL.

Friends. Beer. Bathtub gin. Manly Embraces. Food slathered in cheese. Screaming obscenities. Gambling. Debates. Food fired in cheese and then slathered in cheese. More wagering. Channel flipping. Fat Guys. Fat Guys Running into Each Other. TV Ads. BIG SCREEN TeeVee … and some sports … well, 11-minutes of action spread out over 12 hours of TV watching … What a day.

(sorry, no official cheerleader oogling – The Pack & Steelers are only 2 of 6 teams without any cheerleaders – can you name the other 4 teams?)

Even if the game is bad, it’s the Super Bowl of ads and even if them’s bad, you have a ostrich farm of chicken wings to work through.

But NOW you have a reason to watch – Disney Pixar CARS 2 wise … the new Lightning McQueen and Mater will make a live appearance on the Fox pre-game show (the one that airs between 11 AM & 3 PM PST) – not the pre-pre-game show and not the pre-pre-pre game show. Those who can record it in HD and we’ll put it up!

However if it’s still snowy and un-plowly, McQ & Mater might not make it … but then Fox would have to return some money so I would pretty much count it.

You still have a few minutes to make a few exotic bets … of course, in a city or state where sports books are legal. But I know you would never place an illegal wager.

Chart courtesy of THE DAILY.

What the over and under on shirtless fat guys wearing a cheesehead hat?

And for those who care not much about a pigskin* ovally object … some other radom web links to keep you occupodo during commercial breaks of OH MY HAT! marathon …everything you ever wanted to know about the #1 selling banana in America, the Cavendish banana.

*Football made of cowhide, BTW.

Quentin Tarantino’s Fav Films of 2010 includes Toy Story 3.

Can anyone build this for less than $2k?

A free chart for which airline will nickel, dime & $120 you for now …

If you have a Garmin and wonder what SHE looks like … turn right here.

Have you ever thought your life would be complete if there was only a Calvin & Hobbes keyword phrase search of EVERY C&H comic strip …. you can cross it off your bucket list … and why does kicking the bucket mean to die?

Have you ever thought – these cheese crackers would be better if there was MORE CHEESE and less wheat/flour? These crisps from Kitchen Table Bakers are freakin’ amazing … they are basically crispy, crunchy cheese, cheese & more cheese in a round form … kind of spendy to get 4 boxes from Amazon but maybe it’s available in your area.

Good luck Packers and or Steelers. Entertain me!

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6 February 2011 Advertising 26 Comments

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