NEW Carney Plastics Sponsored CONTEST! UPDATE: Winners Announced – See New Post
If you are new to Take5, you may not know that we regularly give away a lot of stuff to our readers. We appreciate everyone visiting out site and making us the #1 Mattel Pixar Cars news and information site on the web in the world and by a big margin!
So far, many of our contests have been pretty simple to enter and the odds of winning are actually incredibly good considering other alternatives. However, it is time to ramp up the stakes a bit as the prizes are worth some chunky dough.
Our next contest will feature two winners: One will win the new 35-unit car case and one will win the new 14-unit hauler case manufactured by Carney Plastics! These cases sell for almost $70 and 90 dollars each and one of them could be yours!
So here is what you have to do to enter (and hopefully win):
Below you will find three still frames of Cars characters. You will need to make a post featuring what funny thing the Cars characters are saying in that frame. Creativity counts here and all you need is text to supply your entry!
Here is an example using Mater:
Mater Cartoon: “Shoot, if my dog had a face like yers I’d make him shave his rear bumper and drive backwards!”
See how easy that is! And I am not even bringing the funny today. That is now up to you! Just remember to keep it clean – this is a family friendly site.
Here are the three Cartoon Captions that you are to use for your entry. Use the Title for the image you are providing the dialogue for and then your write out your text. Two entries per day max. Contest will close this Monday, October 12th at 3:00 pm EST so get crackin’!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Sorry about the lack of voice bubbles in this last one but I wanted to get this post up asap.
Have fun, keep it clean, and get cracking! Good luck to all!
TIZMANIAN UPDATE: CONTEST WAS CLOSED AT 3:00 PM EST TODAY SO ANYTHING POSTED AFTER THAT TIME WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS A CONTEST ENTRY. THE JUDGES ARE HARD AT WORK AND WE WILL POST THE WINNERS IN A DAY OR TWO SO STAY TUNED!
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6 October 2009
297 Comments
Is the Randomator 2000 broken?? We want a WEINER chosen!! j/k, Tiz if you could in your infinite wisdom grace us mere mortals with but a kind glance we will be eternally grateful!!
Is this thing on???? can you hear me now??
Have patience PD, they have to look through all the entries and pick the best 2. I think that would be a hard job
Though I have to admit, I am getting anxious! Not that I expect to win since my sence of humor is different that a lot of people, but it was fun anyway 😀
CONTEST ENTRY #2
2
Mqueen: Luigi You Perv!
luigi : Ima Sorra i justa cant help it!
mater : AH-HA! this is funny right here!
sally: …(just keep smiling…keep smiling…ehh..)…
Cartoon Caption Conetest #1
LM: Hey Doc, see any good movies lately??
Doc: Was gonna go see Fast and the Furious until I realized it wasn;t a Lightning McQueen Documentary!
Knot sure how you are gonna pic the winner, but I wood say that Fiddleheads has put put forth a GREAT array of wittisims!!!! Followed closely by John in Missouri!
How about we decide this thing on a Dance-Off then?
Take5 reader’s vote!!! Every registered user gets to pick their favorite! The one with the most votes win? 😀 [I can dream…]
Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where Elaine was dancing at the office party? She looked like she was having body spasms. Uhmm…yeah…that would be me.
You win John. 😉
We can tag-team. I’ll dance for you, and you can still keep the prize!!! 😀
DEAL!!!
Bring it on boys!!! 😉
😯
Well I am the male dancing version of Elaine, so… 🙂
Carttoon caption #1
McQueen ; Hey Doc,did you notice that they are again trying to keep
the costs lower …
and you are going to loose again …
just check out you rims ..those are not THE RED ONES HAHAA
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: Aarrrrrggg! Another round of Nitroade for my mateys!
Mater: Shiver me bumper! Aarrggg!
Luigi: Aarrggaa! You musta walka the blanka!
Sally: Guys! Guys! “National Talk Like A Pirate Day” has been over for weeks now. Could you please give it a rest already!?
McQueen: Awww…I really like that holiday. We get to say “booty” as much as we want!
Mater, McQueen and Luigi: BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sally: Uhhhggg…boys.
Laffin Me Parrot Off!!!
THAT is hilarious!
hahah i love this one too!!! hahah
VERY CUTE!
ATTENTION! This contest entry is for mature readers only!
Hmmm…well…I guess that would pretty much eliminate everyone here on Take5 so…never mind. hehe 😉
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen (in a come hither voice): Hey Sally…how about a little romantic rendezvous?
Sally (seductively whispers): What did you have in mind Stickers?
McQueen: How about you…me…some Transberry Juice…meet up at the Cozy Cone?
Sally: And don’t forget to bring along a package of Tow Caps…Kaaa-Chow…hehe.
McQueen: Vroom…Vroom! Hahahaha!
Mater: Uhhh…guys?
Luigi: We are stilla standing here.
Sally, McQueen, Mater and Luigi: (Uncomfortably silent)
Kind of feeling like Mr.Fiddleheads might be getting lucky tonite!
😉
hahahah love the ugh guys we are still standing here hahahah
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars:
Group O’ Cars: Singing…. piano…..
making your way in the world today,
takes everything you got…..
takin a break from all your worries…
sure could help alot….
wouldnt you like to get away……..
Sometimes you wanna go,
Where everybody knows your name…
All those nights, when you got no lights…
the check is in the mail…
and your little angel
hung the cat up by its tail…
and your third fiance; didnt show…
Sometimes you wanna go…
Where everybody knows your name…
and their always glad you came…
you wanna be where you can see…
our troubles are all the same…
you wanna be where everybody knows your name…
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Mater hey today is the last day for the Carney Plastics Contest
Mater: Reaaaaaally???????
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Doc: “You’ve still got lots to learn, Rookie.”
Lightning: “It’s not easy being ‘green’.”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
All (Singing): Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you’ll hit the heights
And oh what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it
Tonight what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it!
Cartoon Caption #2
McQueen: “Hey! Have you guys heard the news about who is taking over Dinoco now that the King has left?”
Mater: “Yeah, a whole bunch of Piston Cup racer teams plus that Pizza Planet place pinched in to help buy them out. It’s going to be called Fresh Wax Coated Mint Pizza.
Luigi: “Mama Mia, let’s hope they don’t make them to eat or I’m going back to Italy.”
#3 Mater & McQueen
Mater: “Lightnin’? Do you think I will ever become famous like you?”
Lightning: “Well Mater, I uhh… don’t think so”
Mater: “Why not?”
Lightning: “Well… let’s just say…your not the best look…um I mean…you don’t know how to do anything really…um…Let’s just say your idea of preforming would not make the big time”
Mater: “Aww dang”
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “Hey Lightnin’! I notice you are sittin’ awfully close to Sally!” (Winks)
Lightning: “Mater, don’t start again!”
Mater: (Singing) “McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree! K-I-S-S-I uhh… G-H-T?”
Lightning: “Mater, why don’t you just give up?”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen: “Hey Doc, were coming back to the big screen and in 3D so get your glasses ready and not your reading glasses!! haha!!!
Doc: (thinking) Dang Teenagers
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “Hey Mater, did you here we will be coming out on 3D soon!??”
Mater: ” Dang, I got to go get my lug nuts clean then.
contest # 2
LM. What does MIB mean?
Mater. While blowing a bubble…Missing In Box??
Sally. Maybe I’m Blonde??
Luigo. MamaMia, incredible Blog
LM. Nah, it stands for
Mattel Ignores Buyers
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Sally: “Gimme a ‘D’!!”
Lightning: “Gimme a ‘C’!!”
Mater: “Gimme a ‘P’!!”
Luigi: “a-Gimme an ‘I’-a!!”
All: “What’s it spell?!?…”
…well, maybe tomorrow folks! (or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday, or…
Sincerely,
Target Management
😆
Very nice! 😀
hahahah 😀
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Contest Entry
Doc: Nice Race, Rookie. Now let’s head back to my garage and get a shot of John Daniels Oil.
McQueen: Doc, isn’t it called Jack Daniels Oil
Doc: Son, when you know it as well as I do, you can call it JOHN.
Oh my….
🙂
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
LM: Mater, have you ever been married??
Mater: Shoot, you remember you wuz there too…
And so begins the Latest Mater’s Tall Tales: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Mater
What happens in Radiator Springs stays in Radiator Springs? 😀
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “Dang, this contest is tough!”
Lightning: “Yep, it’s Day Six and I’m out of ideas.”
Caption #1: McQueen & Doc
McQueen: yea Doc, there was this one race where this guy Kyle Busch was hittin’ and beatin the back bumper and wouldnt lay off, so I put him in the wall when he tried to pass on the high side…
Doc:he didnt hit you, he didnt beat you, He Rubbed You… and Rubbin Son is Racin’
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars:
Lightning: “Row Row Row your boatail”
Luigi: “Row Row Row your boatail gently down the street”
Mater: “Merrily Merrliy Merrily”
Lightning, Luigi, Mater, “Come on Sally jump in and sing!!”
Caption #1: McQueen & Doc
McQueen: ….so the mechanic said, “Wrecked him, damn near killed him! Get it Doc?!? Doc???”
Doc: :rolls eyes and speeds away:
😀
😳
#3 Mater & Lightning
Lightning: “Hey Mater! What’s goin’ down?”
Mater: “Huh?”
Lighting: “What’s going down? It’s a cool way of saying ‘what’s up’!”
Mater: “What’s goin’ down and what’s up? Ummm… an Elevator!”
Lightning: “Oh, I give up!”
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “Let me try again! Umm… L-i-t-n-i-n-h-g”
Luigi: “No no no! That is not how you a-spell lightning! It’s like this… L-i-t-e-n-i-n-g.”
Lightning: “You are both wrong! It’s L-i um… L-i… Aww you guys messed me up!”
Sally: “L-i-g-h-t-n-i-n-g”
Luigi: (mumbles) “Show off”
😀
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “A music what??”
Lightning: “Cars: The Musical. First came the movie. Then the toys. Then the books. Then the Toons. Broadway is the next logical step.”
Nice use of html code, eh? I wish we could preview comments before submitting. 😉
Nice use of eh?
CONTEST ENTRY – CAPTION #3
Mater: “Did I leave the stove on?”
McQueen: “You’re so silly! – Hello in there?!?!?!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-“Where you going Mater?”
Mater-“I don’t know just driving around.”
Mcqueen-“Want to go race on the back roads?”
Mater-“Not really, Filmore let me test out his new hemp based gasoline, and I feel all funny inside.”
Mcqueen-“HA HA! Too much hemp and not enough gas!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Hey did you know that this is the 40th anniversary of Butch and the Sundance Kid movie release?
Doc: Yes I know Son
ooops:
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey did you know Mater that there are people selling our look alikes illegally out the back door of Mattel in Hong Kong?
Mater: Uhhhhhh…..
McQueen: And…..they are factory seconds with chips and fisheyes and other defects???
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Ok Mater…you’ll NEVER get this one! What is the square root of 4,356?
Mater: Err…uhmm…Route 66?
McQueen: DARN IT!
NICE…and educational!
Awesome!
Mater: Shooot! I knew the answer. It’s cuz I’m so S.M.R.T!
haha this one is great!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Sally: “Carney Plastics makes Cars display cases?!?”
Lightning: “Yes Sally. Carney Plastics has a wide range of fabrication capabilities, from one piece prototyping, to large quantity production, including the custom fabrication of display and point of purchase fixtures for the retail industry, machine parts and guards for heavy industry, and display cases for individual collectors.”
Mater: “Dang, they sound like an A-1 company.”
Luigi: “They are even a supplier to Snap-on-a Tools, Summit a-Racing, American Greetings, and a-Paramount a-Greeting Cards!”
All: “Carney Plastics – the highest quality custom plastic fabrication. Commitment to complete customer satisfaction. Since 1986!”
Suck up!
😉
Hey a Custom Carney Plastics McQueen might be nice. 🙂
Cartoon Caption Contest #1
McQueen: Hey Mater, did you hear that Willie Nelson got run over by a Mack truck?
Mater: Shoot no. Is he alright?
McQueen: Yeah, he’s singing “On the Road Again” 😀
That should be caption #3.
Duh. Thought it was three per day. Nevermind. 😳
Cartoon Caption Contest #1
McQueen: Hey Doc, I seem to be missing out of my right tailpipe. What do you think that is?
Doc: Sounds to me like you have a bent conooter valve.
Contest Entry Contest #2
McQueen: Hey right nut!
Luigi: Yeah left nut!
McQueen: Who’s the dork in the middle?
Mater: Shoot, you got me.
Sally: I swear, you guys are so inmature.
“dork” in the middle. Ya, that’s it. 😉
CONTEST – CAPTION #3 – GROUP OF CARS…
McQueen: “I just found a Ransburg-Metroxing, hiding on a shelf in the Warner Brothers aisle today at Toys ‘R Us!!! Mint condition!!! Can you believe it!!! What a score!!! KACHOW!!!”
(Sally bats her non-lenticular eyes quietly, thinkin’: “You’re my hero!”)
Mater: “I dun did just traded my ENTIRE collection of “FOLKS” for one of them Mattel exclusives called “Matty”. Its 1 of 1 and doesn’t move or tell the time or check my oil – But it was sitting there on ebay for the longest time and I thought to myself: ‘I best get it now or some Idjit forklift is gonna scoop him up!!!’
Luigi: “You silly tow-truck. Hello in there?!?”
… Silly man!!! – That would be — CAPTION #2 — Yeah – I know – If I was a car I would be a ford…
Now there is a PUNCH line!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-“Mater why such a long face, you seem different.”
Mater-“I really can’t talk about it.”
Mcqueen-“You can tell me, Mater, I can be very understanding.”
Mater-“I made a mistake and it cost me dearly, I went tractor tipping last night and when I heard Frank coming, I missed 1st gear and stuck it in REVERSE.”
Mcqueen-“So that not bad Mater, so you missed a gear.”
Mater-“Frank didnt!!”
Mcqueen-“OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen-“Ok, let me get this right this time, to turn right cut the wheels to the left? Right?”
Doc-“Right.”
Mcqueen-“Doc which is it left or right?”
Doc-“Left.”
Mcqueen-“So to turn right cut the wheels to the left.”
Doc-“Right.”
Mcqueen-” Doc make up your mind!”
*****Cue the cactus*****
Hee hee! Good one! 😀
Actually this happened the first time I tried to get my drivers license, of course I failed!
I like this one!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3:
Lightning: “Mater… Mater… Mater!”
Mater: “Wha?!?”
Lightning: “You went ahead and met her anyway didn’t you?”
Mater: “Shoot, how’d you know?”
Lightning: “I told you not to “hook up” with chicks from the Internet”
Mater: “I know…”
Lightning: “So, what was she like?”
Mater: “Let’s just say she ain’t no Cutie Pie… I rolled out of there faster than a one-legged Ethiopian chasing as a donut down a hill. That ain’t right, Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea there, Amen.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Winner!
wow eric you are too funny!! hahahhaahha
If you miss a day in posting your comics are you allowed to do 4 the next day?
Sorry, but no. It will take some time to rifle through what we have as entries already and that would be outside the spirit of the contest naturally.
Okay, fine with me. I was just wondering
#3 Mater & McQueen
Mater: “Uh oh”
Lightning: “What’s the mater Mater? Oh wait, let me guess… You accidentally let all the tractors loose again and there is total mayhem up ahead, Luigi is blowing a gaskit because the tractors are running around his store and eating his tires, meanwhile Sarge and Sheriff are trying to round up all the dumb beasts and screaming your name, and Sally is doing her best to help but is having a hard time because she is laughing so hard. Am I right?”
Mater: “Uhh… I think that ’bout sums it up”
#1 McQueen & Doc
Lightning: “Hey Doc, you got me that last time but I bet I beat you for sure this time!”
Doc: “Don’t you remember what happened last time we made a bet? You rookies never learn!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2
Sally: Who is up for a game of Tag, how about you stickers??
Stickers: Of course I’ll PLay, I’ll not only play, I’ll win!
Mater: He’ll never catch me, Im the world’s BEST backward Tagger!!
Luigi: {Whispers to Mater} Let’s play in the Dark and see how good he does!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc & McQueen:
McQueen:” Hey Doc, I heard Safeway has Leakless pans on sale… maybe you should stock up on some… ”
Doc: “…..”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater & McQueen:
Mater: “To infinity and be…. oh shhhhhhhuuu I forgot my lines.”
McQueen: “haahaahaa… :)”
NICE ONE!
🙂
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “I’ve got a riddle for ya’ Mater. If you have 5 boxes of Cars and in each box you have 10 Cars. In 4 of the boxes each car weighs 1 ounce, and in 1 box the Cars weigh 2 ounces a piece. How using a standard weight scale can you determine which box has the heavier cars using the scale only once?”
Mater: “…”
Lightning: “Hint – you are allowed to remove the cars from the boxes.
Mater: “…”
Lightning: “OK, here’s the simple answer. You take 1 Car out of the first box, 2 out of the second, 3 out of the 3rd, 4 out of the 4th, and 5 out of the 5th, for a total of 15 Cars. So if they were all 1 ounce, the weight would be 15 ounces. But being one box has heavier cars it will weigh more. So if it it 16 ouunces, you have 14-1’s and 1-2 Oz. and you know the box you took 1 out of is the one. If it weighs 17 ounces. It is 13-1’s and 2-2s, etc. How much over 15 ounces will tell you which box has the heavier Cars.”
Mater: “…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Lightning: “Hey guys, check out Sally! What do you think she’s doing?”
Mater: “Haaa Ha! She done seen that movie ‘Zombieland’ last night, so now she thinks that if she blinks, she’ll turn into one of them there Lenicular Zombies we keep hearin’ about.”
Luigi: “Oh no! Now I know why a-Guido was a-so scared to go to the Drive-In last night-a!”
All: “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Mater, Did you hear that Nasa shot an old wreck into the Moon to watch it crash?
Mater (thinking…. Old Wreck…old wrecker?)STUNNED
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Do you think if I was shot into a crater on the Moon I could make a bigger crater?
Doc: I dont think so Son…
Cartoon Caption #1
McQueen: “First!”
Doc: “Listen Rook, it doesn’t matter how many times you post that nonsense, it still doesn’t make you a winner.”
😀
But that JOKE does!!!!
Looove it!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen:
McQueen: “Look, it’s purely out of curiosity because I caught you taking the little blue ointment this morning. Now are you supposed to call yourself if you experience a stiff chassis that lasts four or more hours? Do you see where my confusuion lies?”
Doc: “…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen-” Doc is it true that a cars paint color reflects their personality?”
Doc- ” What do you mean?”
Mcqueen-” Like I am red- hot and fast, you are blue- cool and steady.”
Doc- ” Seems to sound true, but what about Mater?”
Mcqueen-” Well uh he’s just….uh maybe…. uh….uh…I give, he’s just jacked up!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and McQueen
McQueen-” Mater I finally figured you out.”
Mater-” Figured me out?”
McQueen-” Yeah, what made you the way you are. I think you were dropped on your cab when you were a child.”
Mater-” I was a child?!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3
MQ: Hey Mater, how DID you get so rusty and beat up??
Mater: WElllll Buddyyy, let’s just say “I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Doc, Lets plan a roadtrip, I hear that theres a film festival in a place called Sundance, Utah, Yea the guy that runs it is alot like you, He likes those old days and open areas…and they have these things called “horses”
Doc: Yeap…. I know son
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Mater, that movie we were thnking about doing, the Nascar one… they allready did it…They called it Days of Thunder… and you will never guess who plays me… Yea, Tom Cruise!!!….and they have some old guy playing you…. no no no, its wasnt Robert Deniro, not Marlon Brando… it was Robert Duvall !!!
Mater: (stunned)
pmsl!
What is pmsl?
peed myself laughing?
correct!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “Um, there’s a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea — well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving — he’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk — sea cucumbers — but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber, I can’t believe you’re able to survive in this environment. So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?!”
Mater: “…I think you just inspired me to go have an adventure!”
Just keep posting, just keep posting, just keep posting!!!
😆
Finding Nemo
Nice catch Kevin – I knew that dialogue sounded familiar 😉
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Doc: “What’s Cruise Control?”
Lightning: “That’s what Matt Lauer attempted to do in that famous interview a few years ago.”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: “Well that’s the last time I ever let you guys make me drive as an automatic. I was fine when I put it in ‘D’ for drive.”
Mater: “So what happened in your big Piston Cup Race?”
Luigi: “He put it in a ‘R’ for a racing!”
LOL! That is a good one HTB!
Funny story like that!
I asked this new teenage driver to help hook my truck onto my trailer….he directed me onto the hitch but we missed by half an inch tot he left and the front. SO, I asked him to put the truck in drive and let it pop into place, while I pulled the trailer to the left to hold it juut above the hitch!
SO the kid jumps in the truck, puts the truck in reverse and stomps on the gas….He moves the trailer SIX feet all the while with me in between the truck and trailer running along HOLDING the trailer and trying knot to be killed!
I am SUPER ticked and start yelling at the kid, “What do you think the R stood for????” and he immediately replied…”ummmm, Run Shanon Over???”
I was laughing so hard I forgot that he just about killed me!!!
hahaha! ok, so not funny for you, the visual of a pirate getting run over is hilarious. Just so you know I still struggle to reverse a trailer at the best of times.
Glad you didn’t get hurt. Still funny though! 🙂
Whoa! Wait just a minute. You are way out of line. Even joking you would like to see someone else die is damn innappropriate. I don’t know who you are or where you came from but this isn’t the first bizarre comment you have made. Also from reading your comments in the past you don’t seem like a 16 year old girl to me. Myself and some others strongly suspect your some type of freak pretending to be a young girl. Pirate Dad is a long time member here who has helped many people, wheater you agree with everything he says even he wouldn’t care but you had better not insult another seasonsed veteran around here again. You are on my list now, so keep it up freak. You had better apologize and show some respect to those who have been here before you. As far as I know the only thing you have contibuted so far to take 5 are stupid and bizarre comments. I am going to look into who you really are now.
Now you’ve done it… 🙂
Thanks Jack….this is one of the stranger things that has been said to me on here! I can happily be the brunt of a joke, and posted the story because it is funny, BUT, I truly prefer Fiddleheads response to CutiePies!!!
Oh no…I’ve just got to reading this. Sorry Shanon if my comment upset you in anyway. Please except my belated apology. 🙁
Here’s a little story about a funny-but-not-so-deadly thing that happened to me.
One winter morning, I’m going through my daily routine of pouring some hot coffee into my favorite commuter mug then going into the living room to watch some news. As I’m walking sleepy-eyed from the kitchen to the living room my right gunboat of a foot catches the leg of the bench in the hall and I start to stumble. I tried in vain to correct myself by throwing my left leg out only to have my other giant foot catch the door jam. I knew right then and there that I was a goner. My husband and two children who were sitting in the living room look on in horror as I go down like a ton of bricks! Luckily we had moved our over-sized couch closer to the living room door way the night before to make room for the Christmas tree. With my commuter mug full of coffee still in hand I managed to save myself from some serious damage by flinging my arms over the end of the couch preventing my body from hitting the floor. So there I was…front half of me in the living room…back arched in such a way that even a seasoned yoga instructor would be impressed with…arms clinging onto the couch….legs still in the hall with my right foot caught on the bench…left foot caught on the door jam. There was a moment of complete silence until I moaned, “OoouuuchhhhhahahahahaHAHAHA!!!” I was in a lot of pain but I couldn’t help but laugh! And damn if I didn’t spill one drop of my coffee!
Well, I guess you could say that it was a life threatening episode…after all there was a mug full of hot coffee involved. 😉
(MET: What we need is Caitlin to capture this for us 🙂 ).
oops…
accept my apology not except…
Fiddleheads, your comment did NOT offend me in the least. I shared the story cuz I Thot it was funny and you guys wood get a kick out of it. I LOVE that you care and were concerned FIRST and laffed 2nd!!!
Thanks for sharing your humiliation!
I’m so glad I didn’t upset you. Man…I can’t think of anything worse than a Canadian Pirate being mad at ya. 😉
Ummm…errrrr….okay, I am speechless…I don;t know whether to be ticked off and SLAM you, or to maybe get you some help….
Were you joking? Have I ticked you off somehow? Perhaps we should talk…. PirateDad95@gmail.com
Let me know how I should be respond because I am looking to RIPPING OFF YOUR BUMPER!!!!!! But wood hate to be RUDE to 16 year old misguided young lady….
Now THIS is KNOT funny, only highly disturbing. You have no beef with PirateDad, other than he is cooler and better looking than you. Not a reason to make a joke about him being dead or wishing he was.
I know we are supposed to ignore ridiculous posts like these so the posters get no attention and leave.. but it is freakin hard when they attack a great friend like PD or MET. WALK THE PLANK NotSoCutiePie!
I am not sure what has been happening on here lately, but there have been a lot of worthless posters arriving (aka John) and it is very upsetting. Ruining my mood for Take5.
Disclaimer: John is NOT the same as John in Missouri
Thank you MiaSenorita!!!!
hmmm WHOS not funny now…
i could see how this was intended to be a joke… but this is what we call an EPIC FAIL… definition : Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success … soooooo .. again .. NOT FUNNY .. sooo knock it off, quit posting stupid posts, and quit trying to insult people thinking that you are going to fit in and it come across as funny, because this is another of many of your posts that have been rude or insulting.
ARGGGGG CUTIE PIE…. !!!!!!!
BE WARNED: THERE BE SHARKS AND IRATE-PIRATES SWIMMIN’ N’ SAILIN” IN THESE HERE WATERS…
BEST NOT BE STEPPIN’ ON ANYBODY’S WOODEN FOOT…
‘CAUSE ME BE SURE WE ALL HAVE ONE OF THOSE – AND ME PERSONALLY BE LOOKIN’ FOR THE RIGHT PLACE TO PUT IT – AND ME THINKS ME FOUND IT, WITH THAT KINDA ATTITUDE!!!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
(Insert sound of my foot walkin’ into your momma’s world to let her know that you have been a bad, bad little… *MET-EDIT)
Thanks BB!!!
Well, it is after midnight here so I am doing my third day of entries..or at least one of them!
Cartoon Caption #3
LM: Hey Mater, I hear you just got back from Canada…what was it like?
Mater: I was SOOO cold I saw a Squirrel with frost on his nuts!!
(MET: Tiz! Where’s the adult supervision in this room? 🙂 ).
Knotty, knotty Pirate! 😆
AND HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THEN ME TYPING “WTF????”
A simple “WHY” would be nice… 😀
Don’t need to explain to the kids and let them read along instead of pre-screening EVERY comment..
First off IMonspeed the Squirrel and nut thing has been an ongoing joke for months, if not years on this site…second, weren;t you asked to stop saying that?? Third, it is a clever double entendre, not an acronym for ….well, we already went over that, now didn;t we??
Hahahahaha!!! 😀
Dang, and I had something very similar in sound to “hair piece” removed from my post… 🙂
Cartoon Caption # 2:
Sally & McQueen: (Talking under their breath softly) “Sally was that you”, “Stickers don’t you blame me” “Stop it! they are trying to take a picture for the contest and you are making my eyes water.”
Mater: Hey Luigi was that you? Or did I blow a gaskit
Luigi: AHHH. IT WAS ME, PIT STOP please, where is Guido?
Cartoon Caption #3
McQueen: You know what this means Mater? Oh yeah “Tfad Cartoon Caption Competition Lightning McQueen” is heading to a store near you! Kachow!
Mater: Ah shoot! Not another one!
Cartoon Caption #3
Mater: Gee, that Ghostlight trick sure was pretty funny.
McQueen: Yeah? You should see what else we have planned…. Hey, did you hear Take-5 is shutting down indefinitely? Not much interest in us Cars apparently.
Mater: I’m not falling for that one. Not funny buddy.
HTB, they are supposed to elicit laughter, NOT nightmares!!!
Cartoon Caption #1
MQ: {in a mischevious voice} Hey Doc, wanna know what I did you your cup??
OOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That was supposed to read
Cartoon Caption #1
MQ: {in a mischevious voice} Hey Doc, wanna know what I did IN your cup??
Still doesn’t make it funny.
You’re just mad cuz you got caught!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDGUeDoDh4&feature=related
Could you imagine?!
What is YOUR problem…ONE of the FUNNNIEST lines in the movie, was when LM came racing over to Flo’s and yelled, did you know Doc had three Piston Cups, and Mater spits out his drink and Says, “He did WHAT in his CUP??”
Seriously cutiepie YOU are really starting to IRRITATE me!!!
Me thinks a name like “Cutie Pie” is kinda like when you call a fat guy “slim” or a bald guy “curly”. Hmmmmm…. We’ll let detective Jack finger this one out. 🙂
I think it’s the dude from Dateline NBC who poses as young girls on the internet. “Have a seat, I’ve got cookies out for you.”
Probably typing from his jail cell. Loser. SICK!
Cartoon Caption #3
MQ: WWWWAAASSSSSUUPPPPPPP Buddy??
Mater: What’s Wasabi???
Cartoon Caption #3
McQueen: “Nice lenticulars Mater”
Mater: “Huh?”
😆
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Hey Mater…do you like apples?”
Mater: “Yeah?”
McQueen: “Well I got Sally’s numbah! How do you like them apples?!”
awesome…goood will hunting..boston’s finest…
#3 Mater & Lightning
Lightning: “Aww Mater, don’t worry about it too much. It didn’t even look that good on you.”
Mater: “Can’t believe after 20 years I finally found my hood, and then I jus sneeze and it’s gone again!”
(this joke has to do with one of the end credit scenes on the cars movie, in case some of you don’t get it)
come-on…I think eveyone got it…! 🙂
Just wanted to make sure because sometimes I don’t get obvious jokes 🙂
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “So Lightnin r you ready fur your date with sally?”
Lightning: “Yup! I am sure to make a good impression!”
Luigi: “With black a-wall a-tires?! I should a-think not!”
HAhahhaha! Good one! I love how great people are at writing out Luigi’s lines with accents and all
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Luigi says, “Yea my friend, you really need to say you’re sorry.
McQueen says, “Liigi’s right, and Sally thinks you should apologize too”!
Mater says. “Lord I apologize for makin the joke about all the poor starvin Pygmies down in New Guinea, and especially that one legged woman who works at I-Hop. GIT-R-DONE
hahahahahha! “lord, I apologize” always one of my favorite lines!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen’s “TALL & HIGH TALLS”
McQueen says to Mater: You remember, you were there! The Jumpmaster said, “Stand-Up, Jump-Up, Shuffle to the Door, Jump Right Out, and Count to Four!” You were fine until you looked down, and started stuttering on the number THREE. That was when the Jumpmaster gave you a push, and I noticed you didn’t have your chute on.
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Do you Know Mater? The italian PROMO is once more FAUX WHEEL DRIVE!! Ha Ha
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “I can’t believe that someone done did that to Taylor Swift.”
Lighting: “Whaddaya expect? He’s Kanye!”
Caption #2 Group of Cars:
Sally:”umm guys, anbody see that googly eye salescar around”
Mater:”since he been thru here I cant see round or right”
McQueen:” yeah this is not good for my image”
Luigi: “alla i canna seea isa blackawalls blackawalls, i wanna opena my eyes”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Lightning: “Sally looks SO 1982 in those Jane Fonda legwarmers.”
Doc: “Those are pegwarmers, son…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: “bud”
Mater: “wise”
Luigi: “er”
THe FRoGS…I remember that!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater n Mcqueen
Mc Queen: You know, if this “Cars” thing doesnt take off, we can always sell cd’s on How to resell Real estate with no money down products on tv
Mater: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Mc Queen: back products you believe in….
Mater: Oh Yea?
Guido: Hows that lightning Mc Queen?
Mc Queen: Back like the 139 different verisions of Mcqueens and Burger King
Mater: How come no one buying my 12 some different verisions?
Guido: You lost me with that Lightning
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
FIRST!! I’M FIRST!!
I have to admit, that is FUNNY!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Uhmm…Mater…I hate to tell you this but…I think you just ran over a tractor pattie. Hahahaha!!!”
Contest Entry – #3
McQueen: Hey Mater where ya goin’
Mater: I’m headin’ to my AAA meeting. I knew I was a cars-a-holic when I started mixing Nitroade with Transberry Juice. Shoot, talk about a hangover, I thought my windshield was gonna explode.
Great.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Knock Knock
Doc: Who’s there?
McQueen: Cargo
Doc: Cargo who?
McQueen: Car go Vroom, Vroom
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-” Hey Doc, do you have anything new for me to spice up the track with Sally?”
Doc-” So the carburetor cleaner didn’t work?”
Mcqueen-” It worked, but too well, the race was over before I got out of first gear.”
Doc-” Mcqueen I told you last time, it’s not your lap times that count, it’s is making it to the finish line. Damn rookies.”
Now we know what YOUR name REALLY means!!!
😆
Cartoon #3 (Mater talking to McQueen…)
Yea…. well, I don’t want to rain on your parade buddy, but we’re about to pull up to Wal-Mart, and… all they have to sell is YOU.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and Mcqueen
Doc-” Hey Rookie what’s the rush?”
Mcqueen-“Haven’t you heard, Flo is having a special today, Buy one get one free on head gaskit cleaning.”
Doc-“Well Rookie I will let you win this race.”
Mcqueen-“Why Doc?”
Doc-“It’s been a log time since ____________________”
Mcqueen-” Oh yeah….”
TIZMANIAN: Family friendly, people! Family friendly. Keep ’em coming but ease off the throttle on the ‘blue’ material. From now on if I see something that edges into the blue zone from anyone posting, it will get deleted without warning. No more editing. S’ok? S’alright!
WOW 😉
LOL!
Dang 2 per day stuff, I am just getting started!
LOL
So Far so good you all!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
“hey mater, those newborn twin tow trucks sure looked a lot like you… “
I’m just gonna have fun reading this!! You guys are great..!! 😛
Contest Entry: Caption 3# Mater & McQueen
(with help from PD)
McQueen: Knock Knock
Mater: Who’s there?
McQueen: Me!
Mater: Me, uhhhhhh, WHO?
McQueen: MiaSenorita!
YEAH!!!!!! my first shared bi-line!!!
#2
Sally: “Hey Guys, look customers!”
McQ: “They’re just here to check out the bolt, kachow!
Mater: “I wonder if Lightnin’ know his undercarriage is showin’?”
Wonder is he went through the car wash this morning…mama always said to never go out without a clean undercarrriage….just in case!
Addendum
Luigi: “Look at that! Even his undercarriage has bolts on it”
#3
Lightning: “You remember, don’t you Mater? You were there too!”
Mater: “Aw Shoot!”
ok, can do the first tonight, then i need some sleep so here it goes..
#1 with lighnting and doc..
hey doc when i win i go free right, how about i also get sally and you have to date lizzie.
great, now i cant sleep until if finish so
#2
lightning–hey mater i heard they are going to make you the smart one in the next movie
mater–must be my aero-matics
luigi–punch mater punch me in the face!!!!!!!
#3
lightning–hey mater you droped your pocket
sorry, typo
#2
lightning–hey mater i heard they are going to make you the smart one in the next movie
mater–must be my aero-matics
luigi–punch me mater,, punch me in the face!!!!!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Okay, you got me that time, but as soon as I clear the cactus from my pipes, I want another try. After all, 95’s my lucky number!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: Dang!
McQueen: Hey Mater… Oh! I see the collectors finally caught Matty. And I thought you could only create origami with paper…
I like this one! Made me laugh! 😀
#2 Group O’ Cars
Luigi: “Mater? Do you think these a-peolpe will stay interested in us a-diecasts?”
Mater: “Sher! All we gotta do is look cute like Sally!”
Lightning: “I say as long as they pack pleanty of me into every box, we will be fine!”
CAPTION #1
DOC TO LIGHTNING
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO CAMANDO ALL THESE YEARS
Cartoon Caption #3:
McQueen: Hey Mater, what if Ramone gave all the cars in the USA a paint job to match Pinkerton?
Mater: Why shoot! We’d be a Pink Car-Nation!
Cartoon Caption: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: “Hello Everyone! We are the new pops group – The Cars-tles”
Mater: “We represent everyone in the world, no matter what color yer are. We gotta red, blue, yellow and me – Greeeen”
Luigi: “Excuse-moi, you look brown now mater”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “What? They no longer produce me as the Rollin’ Bowlin Mater diecasts anymore?”
McQueen: “Yep, that’s a silly car that wasn’t even in the movie. A hundred different versions of me is what people need.”
Cartoon Caption #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Hey Mater, I see you’ve forgotten to zip”
Mater: “Oh yaaaa. not again! common problem for an old car. Guess its time to get doc to gimme a new cap for the fuel tank”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1
Sooo, Doc….a bachelor still after all these years..I guess you really were FABULOUS!!!!
LMBO!!
#1 Doc & McQueen:
McQueen: “I have been released in hundreds of different variations! I guess people just can’t get enough of wonderful me!”
Doc: “Really? Then why are all the stores suffering from McQueen congestion?!”
More like McQueen-stipation
😆 hahahhah
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Mc Queen: Yea, my babys tight…
Mater: Oh Yea?
Guido: half a round out?
Mc Queen: Nope quarter round
Mater: Thats it get in his head!
Guido: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Is that supposed to be Luigi? There is no Guido in any of the pictures
yeap Luigi
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Doc, you know that they make pills for the Flat Tire Dysfunction… sorry Doc, I was trying to get a “rise” outta ya.
{giggle}
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
“Mater, did you know they are now going to start shipping diecasts Cars to a place called Canada?…. Mater? Mater? you look like you have just seen the ghostlight!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3
Lightning: Hey Mater, Pull my tire!
Mater: Shooottt, I ain’t a fallin’ for that again, last time I did I had to buy new wiper blades, on account of my windshield was all teary eyed!!
hahaha! funny!
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😆
Too funny! 🙂
Who is judging the contest Tiz?? Should I make the chq out to you, or someone at CARNEY PLASTICS???
I don’t think they can cash Canadian checks in Tizmania.
Heh…just keep on with the funny, PirateDad.
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen:
Mater:
(upon seeing a modified angry Frank speeding down the highway behind them)
“aww dangit”
McQueen:
“what up? you just backfire or something?”
Good luck everyone …
Hope this time the winner gets his prize.. Since last time I won the chase car for gueesing Yeti was the broken car in the Pit Toy shop Jar contest .. it’s been more than a month .. no contact were made by him.. I’ve sent bunch of emails with my complete info like he told me .. and he never replied to any of them .. and still no winning item came to me ! ..
Well, this might be a good way to get your prize!! Hey PSTS….what’s up with that?
I’ve got a sealed Chick Hicks with The King’s Piston Cup for you if you still get no response. What is your email address?
Very NICE!!! Impressive JOhn!
Thanks for the offer my friend.:) .. Back in time I was very happy to win Chick with the trophy since it wasn’t a peg warmer… but now with a month and a half release .. Canada finally got it ! .. So getting him from PSTS was only for the principle of ” I’m the winner where is my prize … ” .. And now it’s .. thanks for the winner/customer service I didn’t get at all ..
thanks anyway!
I guess that’s a “No Deal!”
🙁
Got a contact from Jake .. he’s working things out !.. hope the big winner got a reply to ! .. thanks for your So kind offer John ! Really appreciated 🙂
I hope it all ends well for you!
Does anyone know if the WINNER got their prize???
You’re NOT the only one. I keep saying NO biggie since I collect the cars in my son’s memory, but take5ers tell me it is a big deal. No communication from Jake at all.
It really doesn’t matter, I can just buy the cars.
(MET: I emailed him again and he says he’s mailing them out this Friday – sorry – let me know if you don’t hear from him).
KNOT cool …
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
“Hey Doc, first one to Flo’s buys!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Lightning: “So Doc, now that you’ve come clean with your 3 Piston Cups, what’s the deal with all those poolsticks in your garage?”
Doc: “The balls roll funny for everybody, kiddo.”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Lightning: “Hello Sally? Earth to Sally… Hellooooo… …hey guys, I think Sally’s daydreaming again about being Dorothy in the Land of Oz!”
Mater: “Yep, that’s the one where you get yourself a heart, I get me a brain, and Luigi…”
Luigi: “DON’T-a getta me started on the coward thing again Mater! I was just-a trying to size uppa those tractors for some new tires and Frank is just so big and-a scary, oh me oh my…”
ALL: “Ha ha ha ha ha!!”
😆 good one!
Thanks! 😉
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: “Hey Doc! Did you see Frank Pinkerton got a front grill job? He won’t even admit that he had some work done. Ha! It’s sooo obvious!”
Doc: “Yeah…I’ve seen it. If I were him, I would sue the bumper off of that auto body surgeon!”
Well played!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
“Hay Doc, how many diferent releases have you had? 2? 3? ha, ive had hundereds!”
Caption 3:
Yo Mama’s eyes are so crossed, when she looks at a dime, she sees 2 nickels.
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
For Mater and Mcqueen
mater:”Hey ain’t that thing spose to come with a warnin label”
mcqueen back to mater: “ain’t you”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2:
McQueen: “Five…”
Mater: “Five dolla…”
Luigi: “Five-a dolla foot long!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1:
McQueen: So I’m all like, “honey look … unlike a screaming child, you cannot get rid of ___________ by simply walking fast through a Wal-Mart.”
Tizmanian: Pay attention, Eric. The contest specifically said to make them family oriented. Try again please but ease it back good buddy.
Really? H***es? Wow! If anything, we should be teaching our youth about such things! So just to be clear, medical conditions are too ris-kay? 🙂
Cartoon Caption Contest#2 Group O Cars.
McQueen: “So guys you gotta race on down to your local Target/TRU/Walmart/Kohls/ASDA/Tesco/Smyths toy store before we race on outta here!”
Mater: ” Dang! We got Desert Art, Supercharged, Race O Rama, Mega Sized, Story Tellers, Mini Adventures, Cartoons, MegaBloks, Playsets … and Final Lap!”
Luigi: “Luigi love da completists!!!!!!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3
Mcqueen-“Mater I am glad you decided to invite your cousins, Buford, Jud, and Cletus to the wedding, Sally said she has always wanted to meet the rest of your family.”
Mater-“They get their looks from my dad’s side, but they get their brains from my mom’s side.”
Mcqueen-“What do you mean Mater?”
Mater-“Dad was a little rusty around the edges, but mom was used to going around in circles chasing her bumper!”
Mcqueen- later said “What can I say but were all made in China!”
Cartoon Caption Contest#3 Mater and McQueen.
McQueen: “So ,like I said before those ‘humans’ in the UK buy five Cactus McQueens, send in their receipt, and wait for the mystery car. Simple!”
Mater: “Shoot! Them humans is soooooo stupid!!!!”
I guess it will really suck when the mystery car is determined to be … Cactus McQueen!
And they have the receipts, so no returns!!!
So Met, does one contest entry have to be ALL THREE captions? Or do we just pick one?
Nope, just pick one cartoon image to make your entry. It doesn’t have to be all three for just one entry. Oui?
Thank you sir!
Cartoon Caption Contest # 2
Mcqueen-” Hey Mater, Mater?! Sally is smiling at me, must be my new Take5er decal.”
Mater-“No, its my teeth, I use that pearl white toothpaste last might! It was hard to find but Luigi traded my broken left headlight for it from a fellow take5er! What a deal!”
Luigi-“Good thing, no one wanted his rusty hood!”
Mater-“You found my hood?”
Luigi-“Sheriff was using it as a bed pan!”
Mater-“Sweet!!!”
LOL, that is funny stuff right there!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
“Hey Doc, have you heard the one about the Rabbi and the Priest?”
Umm- any reason why Sally doesn’t get a bubble in #2? Can she still “say” something?
No, but I’d make your joke about that. 🙂
Nope! I just tossed in some empty balloons. Just make it clear who says what if needed.
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen: She may love you for your body, but I’ve given her a jump before, sometimes twice in one day!
hahahahah!!
Nice.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen: Say Doc, did the medicated bumper ointment work on your lower ball joint?
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Hey Mater… Did I ever tell you that I have the biggest Bromance on Pirate Dad?” “I don’t know what it is, but it has something to do with Canadian pirates..”
Mater: Blank or empty voice bubble…
Ummmmm Matt…is there something you want to tell me??? LMBO!!!
😆
Cartoon # 3 Caption-
“Mater, My diecast toy had a production run of 5 quadruple gazillion in China & they only made 5 million of you!”
Cartoon Caption #1 Contest:
“Psssst…… I know it’s you who farted back there”
swap farted with back-fired and you ahve a winner!
you mean a winder
I like the update…. and will do so accordingly for an entry for the day:
Cartoon Caption #1 Contest:
“Psssst…… I know it’s you who back-fired back there”
Thanks Dunroamin… if you look at Doc’s face, it totally looks like he has the sheepish grin of breaking wind….
Group of cars captions:
Mcqueen : “Dude, who’s this Met guy anyway?”
Mater: “Legend has it, he’s a talking computer…”
Luigi : “Dee computer cannut a talka”
Read the terms of the contest.
“See how easy that is! And I am not even bringing the funny today. That is now up to you! Just remember to keep it clean – this is a family friendly site”
hmmmm……gonna make it a little difficult then….
Yes, it will have to be harder!!
is there a certain rating we have to keep this under? =)
Family Friendly = PG or PG-13
However, a PG-13 rating is actually very lenient (one “F” word is the limit, however nudity is okay!), I’d say go for PG rating- even cartoons and kids movies have play-on-words!
OK I’ve been sitting here looking at these pictures for 5 minutes now with nothing. This is hard!
What you just said would be a good Materism!!