Recent Server Outage aka Squirrels At Play
"SQUIRREL!"
Dug was not on the job last night apparently. As some of you may have noticed, our top of the line (ie expensive wallet sucking monthly payment) server went offline.
While we try and determine just what in the pho happened, I blame these guys:
All Squirrels Live On The Dark Side of the Force
A guy can’t go into his lair of Disney Pixar CARS and count his booty only to have his entire complex power down.
While we think we have eliminated at least one of these two evil doers, there is always a Master and an Apprentice…
"Together we will rule TakeFiveADay!"
Yessss….we know you exist. And we will not rest until you are thrown down an energy shaft screaming from within your cowl.
Don’t think for a minute we are not vigilant and up to the task. Not with this evidence from our security team in Britain:
One nest of evil elminated at a time
Oh yes, my little padawans…we are serious about our server security. Let us introduce you to our new Chief of Security:
Take5 Chief of Security
We can’t reveal its name. If we did, we’d have to kill you. We kid! …no seriously, we would…
So, for being the patient Take5ers that you are….let us have a contest!
Name the new Take5 Chief of Security. Two entries per 24 hour period. Just drop your suggestions in the comments.
Deadline is next Friday, Aug 12th at 5:oo pm EST. One winner will get a nice grab bag of goodies from the T5 vaults.
Winner’s address must be to US mailing address please!
Get cracking!
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6 August 2011
136 Comments
Hi Tiz, So who got the nice grab bag of goodies? Have you decided yet? It’s been over a week. Lots of great suggestions/names here! 😎
Decision soon MackDaddy…got side tracked. Sorry to make you wait…
Thanks Tiz!! 😎
Here are a few more that I had:
Sean Cattery
Sir Meow Mix-a-Lot
MEGACAT IN MEGAHEAT
Suge Knight (no relation)
And last but not least:
Cat the Bounty Hunter
My son told me today that I should have entered “Bad Cattitude”, which made me think of “B.A. Baracus” from The A-Team, so just for grits and shins: “B.C. Baracus”
Deadline is Friday, Aug 12th at 5:oo pm EST
Meow ZeDong
This is awesome!!
Benito Pussolini
Genghis Khat
Adolf Catler
Hairball
Predator
Son of Bill
Schizophrenicat 🙄
Katmandu
Ugly-Bugly
Unzen
Tormentor’s Biggest Cat
Al Catpone
“Gizmo”
Jaws
(not the movie, the James Bond villain)
Mr Ears. (where are they?)
Furrby
“Fluffy”
“Blade”
“Whistler”
Cat Bastard “Get in my belly!”
Cat Albert (Hey, Hey, Hey!)
Dog=A””=Ugly
Ernest J. “Playa” Morris
WFO!
Jaxxy McPantz
Nice!
Thanks Lorri! It’s getting close to Coffee time, no?
Frankcatstein
Bengal
? 😕 ?
Rumpelcatskin 😛
Magill (she calls herself Lil, but everyone knows her as Nancy)
You have been in that Beatles collection again huh John.
Number 9…
Number 9…
Number 9…
Number 9…
K.T. Lidder Box Funk #49 (it’s a family name, and yes, K.T. Lidder Box Funk #48 is from the same litter)
Elvira
Futurecat.
Num Num
Little Stevie, the Apple iCat — this breed is the world’s rarest breed, conceptualized, designed, and cloned by the High and Mighty Feline Club of Cupertino (California). Only 1,000 were ever cloned and sold exclusively through the club, mainly to owners who, sadly, keep them caged up 24 hours a day. Occasionally the owners will remove them from the cages to take pictures, but they do this just to mock those who aren’t as fortunate to own the breed. Some of the less fortunate have gone to great depths to try to recreate this breed in back-alley labs, but this just results in hairless runts and toothless mutts. In spite of being highly sought after by the masses, no more will ever be cloned due to the purity of the cloning formula, the value of the cages they are kept in, attorney fees, blah blah blah blah blah…
¥
(He’s a huge mid-to-late-era Prince fan)
Tomcat Hagen — while not a full-blooded Bobtail, Tomcat is the Kurilian family consigliere and informally adopted son of Tender Vittles Kurilian.
Capt. Applesauce
Gordo
Todd I. Tawa
“I taught I taw a putty tat.” – Tweety
Yum Yum
Luigi
Guido
Dead Meat!
Hairyballs
Freddy Cruger
clearly one of Jabba the Hutt’s Gamorrean Guards w/o uniform
Mr. Fugly Wugly
Hidious Kittious
Darth Kitty
Look! My Claws Change!
(really more of a motto than a name)
Chase*
* chasing squirrels comprises less than 1% of time spent by this cat (the rest of the 1% is spent eating and grooming, while the other 99% involves napping, sleeping, and resting after naps)
I think you forgot the percentage of time spent in the litter box! 😉
That’s part of his grooming routine. Sick, really.
Tuna the Terrible
Puss Puss
Purrdy.
Mr Purrrfect
“Fang you …. Fang you, very much” 😀
” CRABBY “
Lovie
Dalton “Roadhouse” Honeycutt
Mr. Clean
Vlad
Gonzo
Yeti
Guttersnipe
“Wicked”
Take5 Kingpin
Ms. Ima Huggly
“Sweet Pea”
“Harry”
Officer Gargamel.
Purr-fessor Z
Neutered Kabuto
Eddie
Tony Trihair
Beautiful. (says it all really)
Snoop Catty Catt.
Mr You Want a Piece of Me.
Rod “Torque” Feline
My Name is Not Cuddles
ASCOT 5:
Anti Squirrel Cat of Take 5
Cobra Bubbles?
Catfish McGillicuddy
Officer Handsome.
Mr. Mephistopheles
Squirrelsbegone
Squweasel
1/2 Squirrel – 1/2 Weasel
And what is up with this non-internaional thang?!?!?!?
I guess PHO is just part of your melting pot called the USA but not actually from somewhere worth shipping to?
Take5… How’s about take off… Eh???
Too bad Cars2 didn’t take place on international soil. Then I may have a leg to stand on…
BTW America owns Canada anyway so…. I guess we qualify!
CONTEST ENTRY – BUNK
Kay Mard
Sweetie Pie
Prickle Puss
Inspector Furball
Bob
Bartleby
Black Beauty
Fluffy
Sir Meow Axlerod
MR BUBBLES BECAUSE HE KEEPS THINGS SQUEAKY CLEAN
“Yoda”
I know which squirrel did it, the one that was on the Texas Tea
“Fang”
Richard Clayton Catsington
🙂
Stryker
Shadow
Butch!
The Bletchling
Creampuff.
I am debating on …
PfessSZ
or
Chuckles…
S.K.U.N.K. (Squirrel Killing Uber-Nasty Kitty)
Skunky
love head of security!
Snort!
Mr.Tinkles
We have a 4 month old kitten we have named Mr Tickles! He is a ragdoll so he’s a fluffball like that one.
Dr. Evil Claw!!
Chewie
That’s a scary/scungy cat! You should name him Scrat!
Otis The Grey
Mister Take Nine Lives a Day (and I ain’t talkin’ about cat food, capiche?)
Jabba the Cat
Professor Z
Skunk Jaws
Frank.
Snagglepuss?