Mattel Disney Pixar CARS Diecast: Alt Names For Death Throes Rod Redline
For those disturbed by this pic of Rod …
Alternative Names For Death Throes Rod Redline*:
10) “10¢ Razor Waste-o-Money on my Fast Sideburn Growth.”
09) “Magnetized Rod Metal Hates Driving Thru Metal Shavings Beach.”
08) “Rod Missed Low & Narrow Bridge Sign. TWICE.”
07) “Bruce Campbell Tied One On.” (He’s Not a Young Man Anymore)
06) “Rod “Burn Notice” Redline.”
05) “Rod Torque & Grinder Girl.”
04) “Rod Squeezes Out of Graybar Hotel.”
03) “Rod Made by Striking Workers of the World, Unite!”
02) “Rod Thought I Was An Eraser.”
01) “Rod Before He Went to Earl Scheib Paint. He’s all Good Now.”
For Those Disturbed by the the Whole Death Throes Headline Thing … Alternative Headlines.
10) Cheap Via – agra!
09) Google Rod Torque Redline
08) Rod Mesothelioma
07) Rod Off Camera Eating Caramel Oil Bun
06) Rod … ACTING!
05) Should Kids Be Asking Already, “It Seems So Real.”
04) Rod, Bonnet of Butter, Trunk, Buns of Steel.
03) Mater Tall Tales – Rod Ash Returns with Chainsaw Arm.
02) Rod Dating Pippa, Click This Link.
01) Rod Resolves Debt Ceiling Crisis – Get an iPad For $10 Dollars HERE!
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1 August 2011
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Rod “Stick a Fork in It” Redline
Rod “Morgue” Redline
The actual line from movie/lights and sounds ROD —
” This is my disguise, you, guys, have to spend your lives looking like that”
Go ROD! Mattel must do smashed not just damaged Rod.
We Must delegate John in Missouri with his talents to create custom smashed Rod.
Hi Oliversmom…where did you find him? I’m still on the lookout. Thanks!
Hey I want to publicly thank DDD for a “tip” on the 2011 SDCC collectors Guides.
It bought stamps and more envelopes.
Thanks DDD.
I still have a few left.
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No, NascarFan…the thanks are all to you! I got them in great shape and really appreciate the rare chance to have them! 8^)
I just posted this on the new Storytellers Christmas Cars post, but if they put Rod in Holiday packaging, you could call it “Rod ‘Lump of Coal’ Torque Redline”.
Love it! What a sad car!!! If I hadn’t have seen it here, I’d swear it was one of those “fake” customs! What could be more perverse than this one??
Awesome post! Thanks for the laughs. 🙂
Ok, how about Rod ‘Torched’ Redline?
or maybe Rod ‘Stick a Torque in me I’m done’ Redline
I think my fave is still “Rod ‘Torture” Flatline” from the previous post!
Rod “i spent four bucks on this!” redline
rod “im gonna feel that in the morning” redline
rod “now a lemon” redline
rod “torque” redline 😛
rod ” and gun club” redline
rod “crossed over the red- line” redline
rod “race-damaged w/o the race” redline
and rod “this is a top secret nickname” reedline
I love that: “Rod “i spent four bucks on this!” redline.” We might have to change it to 8, 20, 30, or 50 bucks though, depending on the packaging Mattel chooses to put him in – lol.
How about Rod(my6kilns)?
lol
#1
Fun post.
Rod “Hangover from Hell” Redline
Because I’m hungry right now I’m going with Waffle House hash brown toppings:
‘Diced and Peppered’ Rod Torque Redline
‘Smothered and Capped’ Rod Torque Redline
‘Chunked and Covered’ Rod Torque Redline
‘Country Capped’ Rod Torque Redline
‘Topped, Covered, and Smothered’ Rod Torque Redline
and my favorite: ‘All the Way’ (AKA: Heart Attack) Rod Torque Redline
Yeah, I think “All The Way” is the one….
All that comes to mind is “Rod ‘No Cars Were Harmed During the Filming of this Motion Picture’ Torque Redline”.
😀
“AA-Rod” (aka Accidents Anonymous Rod)
Hello, my name is Rod. It’s been 12 days since my last ‘bender’.
My fav is #6 Rod “Burn Notice” Redline because that’s one of my favorite shows!
Other Rod Torque Redline Variants. (Matell will see this and make all of these 🙁 )
1. Rod Torque Redline w/ Allinol Can
2. Rod Torque Redline w/ Flames
3. Rod Torque Redline w/ Weapons
4. Rod Torque Redline w/ Status Bar
5. Disguised Rod (as Gremlin)