NEW Carney Plastics Sponsored CONTEST! UPDATE: Winners Announced – See New Post
If you are new to Take5, you may not know that we regularly give away a lot of stuff to our readers. We appreciate everyone visiting out site and making us the #1 Mattel Pixar Cars news and information site on the web in the world and by a big margin!
So far, many of our contests have been pretty simple to enter and the odds of winning are actually incredibly good considering other alternatives. However, it is time to ramp up the stakes a bit as the prizes are worth some chunky dough.
Our next contest will feature two winners: One will win the new 35-unit car case and one will win the new 14-unit hauler case manufactured by Carney Plastics! These cases sell for almost $70 and 90 dollars each and one of them could be yours!

So here is what you have to do to enter (and hopefully win):
Below you will find three still frames of Cars characters. You will need to make a post featuring what funny thing the Cars characters are saying in that frame. Creativity counts here and all you need is text to supply your entry!
Here is an example using Mater:

Mater Cartoon: “Shoot, if my dog had a face like yers I’d make him shave his rear bumper and drive backwards!”
See how easy that is! And I am not even bringing the funny today. That is now up to you! Just remember to keep it clean – this is a family friendly site.
Here are the three Cartoon Captions that you are to use for your entry. Use the Title for the image you are providing the dialogue for and then your write out your text. Two entries per day max. Contest will close this Monday, October 12th at 3:00 pm EST so get crackin’!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen

Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars

Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen

Sorry about the lack of voice bubbles in this last one but I wanted to get this post up asap.
Have fun, keep it clean, and get cracking! Good luck to all!
TIZMANIAN UPDATE: CONTEST WAS CLOSED AT 3:00 PM EST TODAY SO ANYTHING POSTED AFTER THAT TIME WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS A CONTEST ENTRY. THE JUDGES ARE HARD AT WORK AND WE WILL POST THE WINNERS IN A DAY OR TWO SO STAY TUNED!

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Is the Randomator 2000 broken?? We want a WEINER chosen!! j/k, Tiz if you could in your infinite wisdom grace us mere mortals with but a kind glance we will be eternally grateful!!
Is this thing on???? can you hear me now??
Have patience PD, they have to look through all the entries and pick the best 2. I think that would be a hard job
Though I have to admit, I am getting anxious! Not that I expect to win since my sence of humor is different that a lot of people, but it was fun anyway
CONTEST ENTRY #2
2
Mqueen: Luigi You Perv!
luigi : Ima Sorra i justa cant help it!
mater : AH-HA! this is funny right here!
sally: …(just keep smiling…keep smiling…ehh..)…
Cartoon Caption Conetest #1
LM: Hey Doc, see any good movies lately??
Doc: Was gonna go see Fast and the Furious until I realized it wasn;t a Lightning McQueen Documentary!
Knot sure how you are gonna pic the winner, but I wood say that Fiddleheads has put put forth a GREAT array of wittisims!!!! Followed closely by John in Missouri!
How about we decide this thing on a Dance-Off then?
Take5 reader’s vote!!! Every registered user gets to pick their favorite! The one with the most votes win?
[I can dream...]
Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where Elaine was dancing at the office party? She looked like she was having body spasms. Uhmm…yeah…that would be me.
You win John.
We can tag-team. I’ll dance for you, and you can still keep the prize!!!
DEAL!!!
Bring it on boys!!!
Well I am the male dancing version of Elaine, so…
Carttoon caption #1
McQueen ; Hey Doc,did you notice that they are again trying to keep
the costs lower …
and you are going to loose again …
just check out you rims ..those are not THE RED ONES HAHAA
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: Aarrrrrggg! Another round of Nitroade for my mateys!
Mater: Shiver me bumper! Aarrggg!
Luigi: Aarrggaa! You musta walka the blanka!
Sally: Guys! Guys! “National Talk Like A Pirate Day” has been over for weeks now. Could you please give it a rest already!?
McQueen: Awww…I really like that holiday. We get to say “booty” as much as we want!
Mater, McQueen and Luigi: BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!!BOOTY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sally: Uhhhggg…boys.
Laffin Me Parrot Off!!!
THAT is hilarious!
hahah i love this one too!!! hahah
VERY CUTE!
ATTENTION! This contest entry is for mature readers only!
Hmmm…well…I guess that would pretty much eliminate everyone here on Take5 so…never mind. hehe
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen (in a come hither voice): Hey Sally…how about a little romantic rendezvous?
Sally (seductively whispers): What did you have in mind Stickers?
McQueen: How about you…me…some Transberry Juice…meet up at the Cozy Cone?
Sally: And don’t forget to bring along a package of Tow Caps…Kaaa-Chow…hehe.
McQueen: Vroom…Vroom! Hahahaha!
Mater: Uhhh…guys?
Luigi: We are stilla standing here.
Sally, McQueen, Mater and Luigi: (Uncomfortably silent)
Kind of feeling like Mr.Fiddleheads might be getting lucky tonite!
hahahah love the ugh guys we are still standing here hahahah
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars:
Group O’ Cars: Singing…. piano…..
making your way in the world today,
takes everything you got…..
takin a break from all your worries…
sure could help alot….
wouldnt you like to get away……..
Sometimes you wanna go,
Where everybody knows your name…
All those nights, when you got no lights…
the check is in the mail…
and your little angel
hung the cat up by its tail…
and your third fiance; didnt show…
Sometimes you wanna go…
Where everybody knows your name…
and their always glad you came…
you wanna be where you can see…
our troubles are all the same…
you wanna be where everybody knows your name…
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Mater hey today is the last day for the Carney Plastics Contest
Mater: Reaaaaaally???????
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Doc: “You’ve still got lots to learn, Rookie.”
Lightning: “It’s not easy being ‘green’.”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
All (Singing): Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you’ll hit the heights
And oh what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it
Tonight what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it!
Cartoon Caption #2
McQueen: “Hey! Have you guys heard the news about who is taking over Dinoco now that the King has left?”
Mater: “Yeah, a whole bunch of Piston Cup racer teams plus that Pizza Planet place pinched in to help buy them out. It’s going to be called Fresh Wax Coated Mint Pizza.
Luigi: “Mama Mia, let’s hope they don’t make them to eat or I’m going back to Italy.”
#3 Mater & McQueen
Mater: “Lightnin’? Do you think I will ever become famous like you?”
Lightning: “Well Mater, I uhh… don’t think so”
Mater: “Why not?”
Lightning: “Well… let’s just say…your not the best look…um I mean…you don’t know how to do anything really…um…Let’s just say your idea of preforming would not make the big time”
Mater: “Aww dang”
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “Hey Lightnin’! I notice you are sittin’ awfully close to Sally!” (Winks)
Lightning: “Mater, don’t start again!”
Mater: (Singing) “McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree! K-I-S-S-I uhh… G-H-T?”
Lightning: “Mater, why don’t you just give up?”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen: “Hey Doc, were coming back to the big screen and in 3D so get your glasses ready and not your reading glasses!! haha!!!
Doc: (thinking) Dang Teenagers
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “Hey Mater, did you here we will be coming out on 3D soon!??”
Mater: ” Dang, I got to go get my lug nuts clean then.
contest # 2
LM. What does MIB mean?
Mater. While blowing a bubble…Missing In Box??
Sally. Maybe I’m Blonde??
Luigo. MamaMia, incredible Blog
LM. Nah, it stands for
Mattel Ignores Buyers
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Sally: “Gimme a ‘D’!!”
Lightning: “Gimme a ‘C’!!”
Mater: “Gimme a ‘P’!!”
Luigi: “a-Gimme an ‘I’-a!!”
All: “What’s it spell?!?…”
…well, maybe tomorrow folks! (or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday, or…
Sincerely,
Target Management
Very nice!
hahahah
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Contest Entry
Doc: Nice Race, Rookie. Now let’s head back to my garage and get a shot of John Daniels Oil.
McQueen: Doc, isn’t it called Jack Daniels Oil
Doc: Son, when you know it as well as I do, you can call it JOHN.
Oh my….
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
LM: Mater, have you ever been married??
Mater: Shoot, you remember you wuz there too…
And so begins the Latest Mater’s Tall Tales: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Mater
What happens in Radiator Springs stays in Radiator Springs?
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “Dang, this contest is tough!”
Lightning: “Yep, it’s Day Six and I’m out of ideas.”
Caption #1: McQueen & Doc
McQueen: yea Doc, there was this one race where this guy Kyle Busch was hittin’ and beatin the back bumper and wouldnt lay off, so I put him in the wall when he tried to pass on the high side…
Doc:he didnt hit you, he didnt beat you, He Rubbed You… and Rubbin Son is Racin’
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars:
Lightning: “Row Row Row your boatail”
Luigi: “Row Row Row your boatail gently down the street”
Mater: “Merrily Merrliy Merrily”
Lightning, Luigi, Mater, “Come on Sally jump in and sing!!”
Caption #1: McQueen & Doc
McQueen: ….so the mechanic said, “Wrecked him, damn near killed him! Get it Doc?!? Doc???”
Doc: :rolls eyes and speeds away:
#3 Mater & Lightning
Lightning: “Hey Mater! What’s goin’ down?”
Mater: “Huh?”
Lighting: “What’s going down? It’s a cool way of saying ‘what’s up’!”
Mater: “What’s goin’ down and what’s up? Ummm… an Elevator!”
Lightning: “Oh, I give up!”
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “Let me try again! Umm… L-i-t-n-i-n-h-g”
Luigi: “No no no! That is not how you a-spell lightning! It’s like this… L-i-t-e-n-i-n-g.”
Lightning: “You are both wrong! It’s L-i um… L-i… Aww you guys messed me up!”
Sally: “L-i-g-h-t-n-i-n-g”
Luigi: (mumbles) “Show off”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “A music what??”
Lightning: “Cars: The Musical. First came the movie. Then the toys. Then the books. Then the Toons. Broadway is the next logical step.”
Nice use of html code, eh? I wish we could preview comments before submitting.
Nice use of eh?
CONTEST ENTRY – CAPTION #3
Mater: “Did I leave the stove on?”
McQueen: “You’re so silly! – Hello in there?!?!?!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-”Where you going Mater?”
Mater-”I don’t know just driving around.”
Mcqueen-”Want to go race on the back roads?”
Mater-”Not really, Filmore let me test out his new hemp based gasoline, and I feel all funny inside.”
Mcqueen-”HA HA! Too much hemp and not enough gas!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Hey did you know that this is the 40th anniversary of Butch and the Sundance Kid movie release?
Doc: Yes I know Son
ooops:
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey did you know Mater that there are people selling our look alikes illegally out the back door of Mattel in Hong Kong?
Mater: Uhhhhhh…..
McQueen: And…..they are factory seconds with chips and fisheyes and other defects???
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Ok Mater…you’ll NEVER get this one! What is the square root of 4,356?
Mater: Err…uhmm…Route 66?
McQueen: DARN IT!
NICE…and educational!
Awesome!
Mater: Shooot! I knew the answer. It’s cuz I’m so S.M.R.T!
haha this one is great!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Sally: “Carney Plastics makes Cars display cases?!?”
Lightning: “Yes Sally. Carney Plastics has a wide range of fabrication capabilities, from one piece prototyping, to large quantity production, including the custom fabrication of display and point of purchase fixtures for the retail industry, machine parts and guards for heavy industry, and display cases for individual collectors.”
Mater: “Dang, they sound like an A-1 company.”
Luigi: “They are even a supplier to Snap-on-a Tools, Summit a-Racing, American Greetings, and a-Paramount a-Greeting Cards!”
All: “Carney Plastics – the highest quality custom plastic fabrication. Commitment to complete customer satisfaction. Since 1986!”
Suck up!
Hey a Custom Carney Plastics McQueen might be nice.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1
McQueen: Hey Mater, did you hear that Willie Nelson got run over by a Mack truck?
Mater: Shoot no. Is he alright?
McQueen: Yeah, he’s singing “On the Road Again”
That should be caption #3.
Duh. Thought it was three per day. Nevermind.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1
McQueen: Hey Doc, I seem to be missing out of my right tailpipe. What do you think that is?
Doc: Sounds to me like you have a bent conooter valve.