NEW Carney Plastics Sponsored CONTEST! UPDATE: Winners Announced – See New Post
If you are new to Take5, you may not know that we regularly give away a lot of stuff to our readers. We appreciate everyone visiting out site and making us the #1 Mattel Pixar Cars news and information site on the web in the world and by a big margin!
So far, many of our contests have been pretty simple to enter and the odds of winning are actually incredibly good considering other alternatives. However, it is time to ramp up the stakes a bit as the prizes are worth some chunky dough.
Our next contest will feature two winners: One will win the new 35-unit car case and one will win the new 14-unit hauler case manufactured by Carney Plastics! These cases sell for almost $70 and 90 dollars each and one of them could be yours!
So here is what you have to do to enter (and hopefully win):
Below you will find three still frames of Cars characters. You will need to make a post featuring what funny thing the Cars characters are saying in that frame. Creativity counts here and all you need is text to supply your entry!
Here is an example using Mater:
Mater Cartoon: “Shoot, if my dog had a face like yers I’d make him shave his rear bumper and drive backwards!”
See how easy that is! And I am not even bringing the funny today. That is now up to you! Just remember to keep it clean – this is a family friendly site.
Here are the three Cartoon Captions that you are to use for your entry. Use the Title for the image you are providing the dialogue for and then your write out your text. Two entries per day max. Contest will close this Monday, October 12th at 3:00 pm EST so get crackin’!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Sorry about the lack of voice bubbles in this last one but I wanted to get this post up asap.
Have fun, keep it clean, and get cracking! Good luck to all!
TIZMANIAN UPDATE: CONTEST WAS CLOSED AT 3:00 PM EST TODAY SO ANYTHING POSTED AFTER THAT TIME WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS A CONTEST ENTRY. THE JUDGES ARE HARD AT WORK AND WE WILL POST THE WINNERS IN A DAY OR TWO SO STAY TUNED!
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6 October 2009
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Contest Entry Contest #2
McQueen: Hey right nut!
Luigi: Yeah left nut!
McQueen: Who’s the dork in the middle?
Mater: Shoot, you got me.
Sally: I swear, you guys are so inmature.
“dork” in the middle. Ya, that’s it.
CONTEST – CAPTION #3 – GROUP OF CARS…
McQueen: “I just found a Ransburg-Metroxing, hiding on a shelf in the Warner Brothers aisle today at Toys ‘R Us!!! Mint condition!!! Can you believe it!!! What a score!!! KACHOW!!!”
(Sally bats her non-lenticular eyes quietly, thinkin’: “You’re my hero!”)
Mater: “I dun did just traded my ENTIRE collection of “FOLKS” for one of them Mattel exclusives called “Matty”. Its 1 of 1 and doesn’t move or tell the time or check my oil – But it was sitting there on ebay for the longest time and I thought to myself: ‘I best get it now or some Idjit forklift is gonna scoop him up!!!’
Luigi: “You silly tow-truck. Hello in there?!?”
… Silly man!!! – That would be — CAPTION #2 — Yeah – I know – If I was a car I would be a ford…
Now there is a PUNCH line!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-”Mater why such a long face, you seem different.”
Mater-”I really can’t talk about it.”
Mcqueen-”You can tell me, Mater, I can be very understanding.”
Mater-”I made a mistake and it cost me dearly, I went tractor tipping last night and when I heard Frank coming, I missed 1st gear and stuck it in REVERSE.”
Mcqueen-”So that not bad Mater, so you missed a gear.”
Mater-”Frank didnt!!”
Mcqueen-”OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen-”Ok, let me get this right this time, to turn right cut the wheels to the left? Right?”
Doc-”Right.”
Mcqueen-”Doc which is it left or right?”
Doc-”Left.”
Mcqueen-”So to turn right cut the wheels to the left.”
Doc-”Right.”
Mcqueen-” Doc make up your mind!”
*****Cue the cactus*****
Hee hee! Good one!
Actually this happened the first time I tried to get my drivers license, of course I failed!
I like this one!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3:
Lightning: “Mater… Mater… Mater!”
Mater: “Wha?!?”
Lightning: “You went ahead and met her anyway didn’t you?”
Mater: “Shoot, how’d you know?”
Lightning: “I told you not to “hook up” with chicks from the Internet”
Mater: “I know…”
Lightning: “So, what was she like?”
Mater: “Let’s just say she ain’t no Cutie Pie… I rolled out of there faster than a one-legged Ethiopian chasing as a donut down a hill. That ain’t right, Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea there, Amen.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Winner!
wow eric you are too funny!! hahahhaahha
If you miss a day in posting your comics are you allowed to do 4 the next day?
Sorry, but no. It will take some time to rifle through what we have as entries already and that would be outside the spirit of the contest naturally.
Okay, fine with me. I was just wondering
#3 Mater & McQueen
Mater: “Uh oh”
Lightning: “What’s the mater Mater? Oh wait, let me guess… You accidentally let all the tractors loose again and there is total mayhem up ahead, Luigi is blowing a gaskit because the tractors are running around his store and eating his tires, meanwhile Sarge and Sheriff are trying to round up all the dumb beasts and screaming your name, and Sally is doing her best to help but is having a hard time because she is laughing so hard. Am I right?”
Mater: “Uhh… I think that ’bout sums it up”
#1 McQueen & Doc
Lightning: “Hey Doc, you got me that last time but I bet I beat you for sure this time!”
Doc: “Don’t you remember what happened last time we made a bet? You rookies never learn!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2
Sally: Who is up for a game of Tag, how about you stickers??
Stickers: Of course I’ll PLay, I’ll not only play, I’ll win!
Mater: He’ll never catch me, Im the world’s BEST backward Tagger!!
Luigi: {Whispers to Mater} Let’s play in the Dark and see how good he does!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc & McQueen:
McQueen:” Hey Doc, I heard Safeway has Leakless pans on sale… maybe you should stock up on some… ”
Doc: “…..”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater & McQueen:
Mater: “To infinity and be…. oh shhhhhhhuuu I forgot my lines.”
McQueen: “haahaahaa…
”
NICE ONE!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “I’ve got a riddle for ya’ Mater. If you have 5 boxes of Cars and in each box you have 10 Cars. In 4 of the boxes each car weighs 1 ounce, and in 1 box the Cars weigh 2 ounces a piece. How using a standard weight scale can you determine which box has the heavier cars using the scale only once?”
Mater: “…”
Lightning: “Hint – you are allowed to remove the cars from the boxes.
Mater: “…”
Lightning: “OK, here’s the simple answer. You take 1 Car out of the first box, 2 out of the second, 3 out of the 3rd, 4 out of the 4th, and 5 out of the 5th, for a total of 15 Cars. So if they were all 1 ounce, the weight would be 15 ounces. But being one box has heavier cars it will weigh more. So if it it 16 ouunces, you have 14-1′s and 1-2 Oz. and you know the box you took 1 out of is the one. If it weighs 17 ounces. It is 13-1′s and 2-2s, etc. How much over 15 ounces will tell you which box has the heavier Cars.”
Mater: “…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Lightning: “Hey guys, check out Sally! What do you think she’s doing?”
Mater: “Haaa Ha! She done seen that movie ‘Zombieland’ last night, so now she thinks that if she blinks, she’ll turn into one of them there Lenicular Zombies we keep hearin’ about.”
Luigi: “Oh no! Now I know why a-Guido was a-so scared to go to the Drive-In last night-a!”
All: “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Mater, Did you hear that Nasa shot an old wreck into the Moon to watch it crash?
Mater (thinking…. Old Wreck…old wrecker?)STUNNED
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Do you think if I was shot into a crater on the Moon I could make a bigger crater?
Doc: I dont think so Son…
Cartoon Caption #1
McQueen: “First!”
Doc: “Listen Rook, it doesn’t matter how many times you post that nonsense, it still doesn’t make you a winner.”
But that JOKE does!!!!
Looove it!
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen:
McQueen: “Look, it’s purely out of curiosity because I caught you taking the little blue ointment this morning. Now are you supposed to call yourself if you experience a stiff chassis that lasts four or more hours? Do you see where my confusuion lies?”
Doc: “…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and McQueen
Mcqueen-” Doc is it true that a cars paint color reflects their personality?”
Doc- ” What do you mean?”
Mcqueen-” Like I am red- hot and fast, you are blue- cool and steady.”
Doc- ” Seems to sound true, but what about Mater?”
Mcqueen-” Well uh he’s just….uh maybe…. uh….uh…I give, he’s just jacked up!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3 Mater and McQueen
McQueen-” Mater I finally figured you out.”
Mater-” Figured me out?”
McQueen-” Yeah, what made you the way you are. I think you were dropped on your cab when you were a child.”
Mater-” I was a child?!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3
MQ: Hey Mater, how DID you get so rusty and beat up??
Mater: WElllll Buddyyy, let’s just say “I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain!”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Doc, Lets plan a roadtrip, I hear that theres a film festival in a place called Sundance, Utah, Yea the guy that runs it is alot like you, He likes those old days and open areas…and they have these things called “horses”
Doc: Yeap…. I know son
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: Hey Mater, that movie we were thnking about doing, the Nascar one… they allready did it…They called it Days of Thunder… and you will never guess who plays me… Yea, Tom Cruise!!!….and they have some old guy playing you…. no no no, its wasnt Robert Deniro, not Marlon Brando… it was Robert Duvall !!!
Mater: (stunned)
pmsl!
What is pmsl?
peed myself laughing?
correct!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Lightning: “Um, there’s a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea — well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving — he’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk — sea cucumbers — but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber, I can’t believe you’re able to survive in this environment. So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?!”
Mater: “…I think you just inspired me to go have an adventure!”
Just keep posting, just keep posting, just keep posting!!!
Finding Nemo
Nice catch Kevin – I knew that dialogue sounded familiar
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Doc: “What’s Cruise Control?”
Lightning: “That’s what Matt Lauer attempted to do in that famous interview a few years ago.”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: “Well that’s the last time I ever let you guys make me drive as an automatic. I was fine when I put it in ‘D’ for drive.”
Mater: “So what happened in your big Piston Cup Race?”
Luigi: “He put it in a ‘R’ for a racing!”
LOL! That is a good one HTB!
Funny story like that!
I asked this new teenage driver to help hook my truck onto my trailer….he directed me onto the hitch but we missed by half an inch tot he left and the front. SO, I asked him to put the truck in drive and let it pop into place, while I pulled the trailer to the left to hold it juut above the hitch!
SO the kid jumps in the truck, puts the truck in reverse and stomps on the gas….He moves the trailer SIX feet all the while with me in between the truck and trailer running along HOLDING the trailer and trying knot to be killed!
I am SUPER ticked and start yelling at the kid, “What do you think the R stood for????” and he immediately replied…”ummmm, Run Shanon Over???”
I was laughing so hard I forgot that he just about killed me!!!
hahaha! ok, so not funny for you, the visual of a pirate getting run over is hilarious. Just so you know I still struggle to reverse a trailer at the best of times.
Glad you didn’t get hurt. Still funny though!
Whoa! Wait just a minute. You are way out of line. Even joking you would like to see someone else die is damn innappropriate. I don’t know who you are or where you came from but this isn’t the first bizarre comment you have made. Also from reading your comments in the past you don’t seem like a 16 year old girl to me. Myself and some others strongly suspect your some type of freak pretending to be a young girl. Pirate Dad is a long time member here who has helped many people, wheater you agree with everything he says even he wouldn’t care but you had better not insult another seasonsed veteran around here again. You are on my list now, so keep it up freak. You had better apologize and show some respect to those who have been here before you. As far as I know the only thing you have contibuted so far to take 5 are stupid and bizarre comments. I am going to look into who you really are now.
Now you’ve done it…
Thanks Jack….this is one of the stranger things that has been said to me on here! I can happily be the brunt of a joke, and posted the story because it is funny, BUT, I truly prefer Fiddleheads response to CutiePies!!!
Oh no…I’ve just got to reading this. Sorry Shanon if my comment upset you in anyway. Please except my belated apology.
Here’s a little story about a funny-but-not-so-deadly thing that happened to me.
One winter morning, I’m going through my daily routine of pouring some hot coffee into my favorite commuter mug then going into the living room to watch some news. As I’m walking sleepy-eyed from the kitchen to the living room my right gunboat of a foot catches the leg of the bench in the hall and I start to stumble. I tried in vain to correct myself by throwing my left leg out only to have my other giant foot catch the door jam. I knew right then and there that I was a goner. My husband and two children who were sitting in the living room look on in horror as I go down like a ton of bricks! Luckily we had moved our over-sized couch closer to the living room door way the night before to make room for the Christmas tree. With my commuter mug full of coffee still in hand I managed to save myself from some serious damage by flinging my arms over the end of the couch preventing my body from hitting the floor. So there I was…front half of me in the living room…back arched in such a way that even a seasoned yoga instructor would be impressed with…arms clinging onto the couch….legs still in the hall with my right foot caught on the bench…left foot caught on the door jam. There was a moment of complete silence until I moaned, “OoouuuchhhhhahahahahaHAHAHA!!!” I was in a lot of pain but I couldn’t help but laugh! And damn if I didn’t spill one drop of my coffee!
Well, I guess you could say that it was a life threatening episode…after all there was a mug full of hot coffee involved.
).
(MET: What we need is Caitlin to capture this for us
oops…
accept my apology not except…
Fiddleheads, your comment did NOT offend me in the least. I shared the story cuz I Thot it was funny and you guys wood get a kick out of it. I LOVE that you care and were concerned FIRST and laffed 2nd!!!
Thanks for sharing your humiliation!
I’m so glad I didn’t upset you. Man…I can’t think of anything worse than a Canadian Pirate being mad at ya.
Ummm…errrrr….okay, I am speechless…I don;t know whether to be ticked off and SLAM you, or to maybe get you some help….
Were you joking? Have I ticked you off somehow? Perhaps we should talk…. PirateDad95@gmail.com
Let me know how I should be respond because I am looking to RIPPING OFF YOUR BUMPER!!!!!! But wood hate to be RUDE to 16 year old misguided young lady….
Now THIS is KNOT funny, only highly disturbing. You have no beef with PirateDad, other than he is cooler and better looking than you. Not a reason to make a joke about him being dead or wishing he was.
I know we are supposed to ignore ridiculous posts like these so the posters get no attention and leave.. but it is freakin hard when they attack a great friend like PD or MET. WALK THE PLANK NotSoCutiePie!
I am not sure what has been happening on here lately, but there have been a lot of worthless posters arriving (aka John) and it is very upsetting. Ruining my mood for Take5.
Disclaimer: John is NOT the same as John in Missouri
Thank you MiaSenorita!!!!
hmmm WHOS not funny now…
i could see how this was intended to be a joke… but this is what we call an EPIC FAIL… definition : Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success … soooooo .. again .. NOT FUNNY .. sooo knock it off, quit posting stupid posts, and quit trying to insult people thinking that you are going to fit in and it come across as funny, because this is another of many of your posts that have been rude or insulting.
ARGGGGG CUTIE PIE…. !!!!!!!
BE WARNED: THERE BE SHARKS AND IRATE-PIRATES SWIMMIN’ N’ SAILIN” IN THESE HERE WATERS…
BEST NOT BE STEPPIN’ ON ANYBODY’S WOODEN FOOT…
‘CAUSE ME BE SURE WE ALL HAVE ONE OF THOSE – AND ME PERSONALLY BE LOOKIN’ FOR THE RIGHT PLACE TO PUT IT – AND ME THINKS ME FOUND IT, WITH THAT KINDA ATTITUDE!!!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
(Insert sound of my foot walkin’ into your momma’s world to let her know that you have been a bad, bad little… *MET-EDIT)
Thanks BB!!!
Well, it is after midnight here so I am doing my third day of entries..or at least one of them!
Cartoon Caption #3
LM: Hey Mater, I hear you just got back from Canada…what was it like?
Mater: I was SOOO cold I saw a Squirrel with frost on his nuts!!
(MET: Tiz! Where’s the adult supervision in this room?
).
Knotty, knotty Pirate!
AND HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THEN ME TYPING “WTF????”
A simple “WHY” would be nice…
Don’t need to explain to the kids and let them read along instead of pre-screening EVERY comment..
First off IMonspeed the Squirrel and nut thing has been an ongoing joke for months, if not years on this site…second, weren;t you asked to stop saying that?? Third, it is a clever double entendre, not an acronym for ….well, we already went over that, now didn;t we??
Hahahahaha!!!
Dang, and I had something very similar in sound to “hair piece” removed from my post…
Cartoon Caption # 2:
Sally & McQueen: (Talking under their breath softly) “Sally was that you”, “Stickers don’t you blame me” “Stop it! they are trying to take a picture for the contest and you are making my eyes water.”
Mater: Hey Luigi was that you? Or did I blow a gaskit
Luigi: AHHH. IT WAS ME, PIT STOP please, where is Guido?
Cartoon Caption #3
McQueen: You know what this means Mater? Oh yeah “Tfad Cartoon Caption Competition Lightning McQueen” is heading to a store near you! Kachow!
Mater: Ah shoot! Not another one!
Cartoon Caption #3
Mater: Gee, that Ghostlight trick sure was pretty funny.
McQueen: Yeah? You should see what else we have planned…. Hey, did you hear Take-5 is shutting down indefinitely? Not much interest in us Cars apparently.
Mater: I’m not falling for that one. Not funny buddy.
HTB, they are supposed to elicit laughter, NOT nightmares!!!
Cartoon Caption #1
MQ: {in a mischevious voice} Hey Doc, wanna know what I did you your cup??
OOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That was supposed to read
Cartoon Caption #1
MQ: {in a mischevious voice} Hey Doc, wanna know what I did IN your cup??
Still doesn’t make it funny.
You’re just mad cuz you got caught!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDGUeDoDh4&feature=related
Could you imagine?!
What is YOUR problem…ONE of the FUNNNIEST lines in the movie, was when LM came racing over to Flo’s and yelled, did you know Doc had three Piston Cups, and Mater spits out his drink and Says, “He did WHAT in his CUP??”
Seriously cutiepie YOU are really starting to IRRITATE me!!!
Me thinks a name like “Cutie Pie” is kinda like when you call a fat guy “slim” or a bald guy “curly”. Hmmmmm…. We’ll let detective Jack finger this one out.
I think it’s the dude from Dateline NBC who poses as young girls on the internet. “Have a seat, I’ve got cookies out for you.”
Probably typing from his jail cell. Loser. SICK!
Cartoon Caption #3
MQ: WWWWAAASSSSSUUPPPPPPP Buddy??
Mater: What’s Wasabi???
Cartoon Caption #3
McQueen: “Nice lenticulars Mater”
Mater: “Huh?”
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Hey Mater…do you like apples?”
Mater: “Yeah?”
McQueen: “Well I got Sally’s numbah! How do you like them apples?!”
awesome…goood will hunting..boston’s finest…
#3 Mater & Lightning
Lightning: “Aww Mater, don’t worry about it too much. It didn’t even look that good on you.”
Mater: “Can’t believe after 20 years I finally found my hood, and then I jus sneeze and it’s gone again!”
(this joke has to do with one of the end credit scenes on the cars movie, in case some of you don’t get it)
come-on…I think eveyone got it…!
Just wanted to make sure because sometimes I don’t get obvious jokes
#2 Group O’ Cars
Mater: “So Lightnin r you ready fur your date with sally?”
Lightning: “Yup! I am sure to make a good impression!”
Luigi: “With black a-wall a-tires?! I should a-think not!”
HAhahhaha! Good one! I love how great people are at writing out Luigi’s lines with accents and all
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Luigi says, “Yea my friend, you really need to say you’re sorry.
McQueen says, “Liigi’s right, and Sally thinks you should apologize too”!
Mater says. “Lord I apologize for makin the joke about all the poor starvin Pygmies down in New Guinea, and especially that one legged woman who works at I-Hop. GIT-R-DONE
hahahahahha! “lord, I apologize” always one of my favorite lines!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen’s “TALL & HIGH TALLS”
McQueen says to Mater: You remember, you were there! The Jumpmaster said, “Stand-Up, Jump-Up, Shuffle to the Door, Jump Right Out, and Count to Four!” You were fine until you looked down, and started stuttering on the number THREE. That was when the Jumpmaster gave you a push, and I noticed you didn’t have your chute on.
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Do you Know Mater? The italian PROMO is once more FAUX WHEEL DRIVE!! Ha Ha
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
Mater: “I can’t believe that someone done did that to Taylor Swift.”
Lighting: “Whaddaya expect? He’s Kanye!”
Caption #2 Group of Cars:
Sally:”umm guys, anbody see that googly eye salescar around”
Mater:”since he been thru here I cant see round or right”
McQueen:” yeah this is not good for my image”
Luigi: “alla i canna seea isa blackawalls blackawalls, i wanna opena my eyes”
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
Lightning: “Sally looks SO 1982 in those Jane Fonda legwarmers.”
Doc: “Those are pegwarmers, son…”
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
McQueen: “bud”
Mater: “wise”
Luigi: “er”
THe FRoGS…I remember that!!!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater n Mcqueen
Mc Queen: You know, if this “Cars” thing doesnt take off, we can always sell cd’s on How to resell Real estate with no money down products on tv
Mater: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..
Cartoon Caption Contest #2: Group O’ Cars
Mc Queen: back products you believe in….
Mater: Oh Yea?
Guido: Hows that lightning Mc Queen?
Mc Queen: Back like the 139 different verisions of Mcqueens and Burger King
Mater: How come no one buying my 12 some different verisions?
Guido: You lost me with that Lightning
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
FIRST!! I’M FIRST!!
I have to admit, that is FUNNY!
Cartoon Caption Contest #3: Mater and McQueen
McQueen: “Uhmm…Mater…I hate to tell you this but…I think you just ran over a tractor pattie. Hahahaha!!!”
Contest Entry – #3
McQueen: Hey Mater where ya goin’
Mater: I’m headin’ to my AAA meeting. I knew I was a cars-a-holic when I started mixing Nitroade with Transberry Juice. Shoot, talk about a hangover, I thought my windshield was gonna explode.
Great.
Cartoon Caption Contest #1: Doc and McQueen
McQueen: Knock Knock
Doc: Who’s there?
McQueen: Cargo
Doc: Cargo who?
McQueen: Car go Vroom, Vroom
Cartoon Caption Contest #1 Doc and Mcqueen
Mcqueen-” Hey Doc, do you have anything new for me to spice up the track with Sally?”
Doc-” So the carburetor cleaner didn’t work?”
Mcqueen-” It worked, but too well, the race was over before I got out of first gear.”
Doc-” Mcqueen I told you last time, it’s not your lap times that count, it’s is making it to the finish line. Damn rookies.”
Now we know what YOUR name REALLY means!!!
Cartoon #3 (Mater talking to McQueen…)
Yea…. well, I don’t want to rain on your parade buddy, but we’re about to pull up to Wal-Mart, and… all they have to sell is YOU.