The early info we got was that the pallet was coming out on Week 45 … except that WM apparently starts their Week count a month into the regular calendar year (or post holiday inventory) so Week 45 is not the week 45 you or I might call week 45 … so we’re a few [...]

First, it’s lowland gorillas hoarding all the goodies, now, we have a horse problem*

Apparently they figured out they have a glue issue …

As in, oops, the glue goes on the blister before we heat seal it?
Or oops, we seem to be missing 800 barrels of glue … hey, look, someone on ebay in Hong Kong [...]

Yes, there does not appear to be a chase car in this box … is it just plain ‘ole Wingo because a certain lowland animal made off with Impound Wingo?

“Me want it all for my pallet!”